The Ice Parable

Verily, verily I say unto you. Consider a package of frozen chicken wieners. They are strong, manly and inflexible. The ice holds them unified and resolved as a turgid block, but if you let the ice melt they turn into a pile of individual rubbery things.

~ Ecology Jesus (1012-10-27 age:1005)

Ecology Jesus experts including the renowned Sylvia Browne, tell us this is a parable about global warming. If we let the ice caps melt, it will cause widespread erectile dysfunction.