When an American gets angry, the first thing they think of doing is shooting someone. They need to revive imagination e.g.
- punch the guy in the nose
- throw a pie
- write an angry letter
- key their car
- wrap a note around a rock and throw it through their front window
- get a gang to beat them up
- tell everyone what they did
- paint rude slogans on their car and house
- report them to the VD (Venereal Disease) clinic
- order all kinds of junk and magazine subscriptions off the Internet. Join them to hundreds of email lists.
- put a flaming bag of dog poo on their front porch
- insert slimy slugs through their mail slot
These are all pretty juvenile, but not as stupid as shooting.~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)