Dear Yahweh, as you know I estimate the likelihood of your existence to be considerably lower than that of Zeus. However, I am willing to reconsider my view, if you but grant me one of the following Christmas Prayers:
- Stephen Harper have a massive diarrhoea attack in the middle of a live televised speech. Defeat is not nearly enough punishment for what he hid.
- That the kiddie porn and anal rape videos that Judge Hellerstein unsuccessfully tried to subpoena from George W. Bush show up on the Internet, along with hours of video showing W. whacking off while viewing them. After all, you allegedly have spies everywhere.
- That Marco Rubio have a loud and sustained farting fit while addressing a large Republican fundraiser, caught on video and broadcast on YouTube.
- That Dick Cheney have a stroke that leaves him completely paralysed, but fully conscious. They take him to the Hague to recover.
- That you send a plague of Ebola that harms only those who have killed or raped children, including soldiers and bombardiers. Let’s see some of that Old Tyme religion.
- That you manifest rainbows simultaneously visible from all over earth as a sign of apology for what your followers did to gays.
Matthew 18:19-20 says That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven. According to Christians, if you pray these prayers above too, Yahweh has no choice but to answer them. If he does not answer, that proves the bible is not 100% true and the whole Christian edifice based on biblical infallibility crumbles.~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)