Christians are Funny

Christian love to tell you how every since word in the bible is the unaltered, inerrant word of god. But then they ignore almost all of it. You never see Christians:

• Dashing unruly children to death, and demanding others treat their kids that way as well.
• Lynching people with socks made of nylon and cotton.
• Beheading people for not being Christian.
• Throwing people into a leaf chipper who rake leaves on Sunday.
• Disembowelling someone who ate a lobster in butter sauce.

Christians are commanded by the bible to punish all these sins, but they flatly refuse. The only sin they have any interest in punishing by vigilante justice is sodomy. On the other paw, The bible calls for no penalty for abortions. Modern day Christians claim even birth control is murder.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)