Hitting

The younger generation works out techniques to discourage older generations from hitting on them. The current generation is particularly skilled:

• Inept tattoos.
• Piercings that look like distressed anuses.
• Straggly wispy beards.
• stretchy cloth that emphasises rolls of fat.
• Raccoon makeup.
• Bald heads.
• Baggy clothes.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)