Unwelcome Customer

CMP (Canadian Mind Products)used to build custom computers. One woman used to bring in her temperamental ancient EGA (Extended Graphics Adapter) computer for us to repair. It was a black hole for time and it was hard to touch it without something else going wrong. There was no way we could bill for all the time we spent on this thing and besides her finances were very tight. I detested that machine, but she had no budget for upgrades. I was preparing an invoice and noticed the spell checker had changed her name to Enema. It was as if my computer knew how I felt about her computer.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)