Trump’s Health

Every day for lunch, Trump has a Big Mac, Filet of Fish, fries and a shake. (I once ordered a milkshake at McDonalds. They politely told me they did not sell them and offered a shake instead. They did not know what was in it.) This is considerably more heart-hostile that Bill Clinton’s diet. Clinton ended up with quadruple bypass surgery. We can only hope.

Trump explained his eccentric theory of exercise. You are born with a fixed quota of energy. Every time you exercise, you use some of it up. When the energy tank is empty, you die. Therefore you must avoid even the mildest exercise. Trump has a man drive him around in a cart to avoid exercise when golfing. Using this theory, Trump has managed to pack on an extra 22.68 kg (50 lbs).

Trump’s doctor lied that Trump was the healthiest man he had ever seen.

I suppose Trump has the right to commit suicide by lifestyle, but he does not have the right to preach his techniques to America’s youth.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)