Live Food

On 2013-12-21 CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) Radio The Current did a show about eating live octopus. The guest, Dana Goodyear, described the taste and texture, the way the suckers clung excitingly to her throat and the arms charmingly climbed her chopstick. She also bemoaned the loss of fois gras (totally ignoring it was banned because of cruelty to geese). This decadent bitch does not understand that the octopus (along with the cuttlefish) is the most intelligent of invertebrates. They are comparable to dogs. Would she consider eating a dog live, strapped to her table? I hope she chokes to death on a live banana slug slathered in pig turd sauce.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)