Religion invented the principles of modern marketing:

• Sell a worthless or shoddy product for an exorbitant price.
• Make extravagant, false and unverifiable claims for said product.
• Induce customers to sell it to others by offering free “toasters”.
• Pitch it to children as soon as they can talk.

~ Roedy (born: 1948-02-04 age: 61)