All throughout the fossil record and life, we don’t find one of these; a Crocoduck. There’s just nothing like it!
~ Kirk Cameron (born: 1970-10-12 age: 39)

A crocoduck is a duck with a crocodile head. Mr. Cameron, the former child actor and Christian evangelist, seems to think the absence of such creatures slam dunk debunks evolution and proves the Christian creationist view. Huh? Buy a crockoduck tee shirt.