The greatest scams include:

• Giving money to a professional Christian will miraculously improve your lot now or after you are dead.
• Homeopathy will cure you of disease. The cures are so dilute they amount to pure water with not even one molecule of the active ingredient.
• You can lose weight without eating less and exercising.
• It is necessary to attack folks on the other side of the world to prevent them from attacking you.

~ Roedy (born: 1948-02-04 age: 61)