Advice to Psychopaths

Imagine you had a criminal mind. You fantasised endlessly about bullying, raping, torturing and/or killing. You may focus on some particular gender or age of victim, or your desire to mayhem may be diffuse. You have to keep this secret and your urges bottled up. If you let them out you have to be extremely careful that the combined global police forces don’t track you down and lock you up. What can you do? The obvious solution is to join the US military. You will be paid to do your favourite things. You won’s be punished and you will be, strangely, highly respected by your fellow citizens.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)