Santa and God

Santa Claus is not dead, but then Santa Claus is not real either. The Santa Claus stories are not true. Similarly for god. Both god and Santa Claus are stories adults tell to gullible children to make them behave. Even though the stories are equally absurd, most children outgrow their belief in Santa but not Jesus. The difference is god is burned in with traumatic fear of being burned alive. The worst Santa does to you is give you a lump of coal.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)