Parents go to considerable lengths to counterfeit evidence for the existence of Santa Claus, e.g.
- empty stockings that magically fill with treats
- the miracle of the disappearing cookies and milk
- sightings in apartment stores
- sleigh tracking by NORAD (North American Aerospace Defence Command)
It is a wonder that after being taken in by Santa Claus that kids ever fall for Jesus. There is no evidence at all for Jesus and no presents to sweeten the pot.~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:69)