Closet Atheists
Uncomeout gays like to masquerade as straight and harass out gays. This way they can be around gays safely. They do not need to commit to any gay activity. In a similar way, uncomeout atheists harass atheists. Atheists treat them with hostility, not realising they are the best candidates for conversion.
~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)