Shy God
Why is god so shy? He is invisible. He is undetectable. He cannot be contacted. He refuses to offer any hard evidence of his existence, even though doing so would be trivially easy. The actual answer is the attributes of the non-existent god were constructed to make him as undetectable as possible, like the emperor’s new clothes. His undetectability is integral to the con.
~ Roedy (born:1948-02-04 age:68)