Christian Quotes

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Canyon Creek Christian Academy Ignores Evidence

[This school] stresses the Word of God as the only source of truth in our world.

~ Canyon Creek Christian Academy

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

The Angel Con

An angel stands by my side and directs me in every miracle service and he even tells me things that are going to happen ahead of time.

~ Ernest Angley (1921-08-09 age:96)

When, at one of his con-the-suckers crusades in New Westminster, with each of us holding on to opposite sides of a giant bible, I asked Angley why God was waiting to heal sick people. He screamed You are possessed by the devil! and ordered his bodyguards to throw me out of the building, which they did. He got terrible press for that. I guess his angels were sleeping at the switch that time. To remember the spelling of his name: he is no angel; he angles for suckers.

St. Anselm

For I am sure that if I say anything which in undoubtedly contradictory to holy Scripture, it is wrong and if I become aware of such a contradiction, I do not wish to hold that opinion.

~ St. Anselm of Canterbury (1033 1109-06-21 age:75)

What a disgrace! a man praying to have his brain turned to sawdust.

AnswersInGenesis Ignores Evidence

By definition, no apparent, perceived, or claimed evidence in any field, including history and chronology, can be valid if it contradicts the Scriptural record.

~ AnswersInGenesis.org

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

One Book

Beware the man of one book.

~ St. Thomas Aquinas (1225 1274-03-07 age:48)

Sadistic Saints

In order that the happiness of the saints may be more delightful and that they may give to God more copious thanks for it, they are permitted perfectly to behold the sufferings of the damned… The saints will rejoice in the punishment of the damned.

~ St. Thomas Aquinas (1225 1274-03-07 age:48)

Slaughter is OK by God

By the divine providence [animals] are intended for man’s use… Hence it is not wrong for man to make use of them, either by killing or in any other way whatsoever.

~ St. Thomas Aquinas (1225 1274-03-07 age:48)

Vow to Ignore Evidence

It is clear than nothing false can ever underlie the literal sense of Holy Scripture.

~ St. Thomas Aquinas (1225 1274-03-07 age:48)

How could modern people revere a man with such a resolutely closed mind?

Darkling Plain

And we are here as on a darkling plain
Swept with confused alarms of struggle and flight,
Where ignorant armies clash by night.

~ Matthew Arnold (1822-12-24 1888-04-15 age:65), Dover Beach

Civilised People are Creationists

Civilized people — Muslims, Christians and Jews — all understand that the source of freedom and human dignity is the Creator.

~ John Ashcroft (1942-05-09 age:75) Attorney General of the USA in the George W. Bush administration. Author of the Patriot Act. Noted karaoke singer .

In the Afghan war, Americans deposed a theocracy and installed the world’s biggest drug lord, Hamid Karzai, who imposed the same Shari’a law, which requires whipping women for showing their faces in public.

God Runs America

We are a nation called to defend freedom — a tradition that is not a grant of any government or document, but is an endowment from God.

~ John Ashcroft (1942-05-09 age:75) Attorney General of the USA in the George W. Bush administration. Author of the Patriot Act. Noted karaoke singer .

In the Afghan war, Americans deposed a theocracy and installed the world’s biggest drug lord, Hamid Karzai, who imposed the same Shari’a law, which requires whipping women for showing their faces in public.

Greater Houston Creationists Ignore Evidence

The Bible is the divinely inspired written Word of God. Because it is inspired throughout, it is completely free from error, scientifically, historically, theologically and morally. Thus it is the absolute authority in all matters of truth, faith and conduct. The final guide to the interpretation of the Bible is the Bible itself. God’s world must always agree with God’s Word because the Creator of the one is the Author of the other. Thus, where physical evidences from the creation may be used to confirm the Bible, these evidences must never be used to correct or interpret the Bible. The written Word must take priority in the event of any apparent conflict.

~ Greater Houston Creation Association

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

Christian Leader

I don’t know who will lead us through the ’90s, but they must be made to speak to this spiritual vacuum at the heart of American society, this tumor of the soul.

~ Lee Atwater (1951-02-27 1991-03-29 age:40) father of dirty election tricks.

Christians Oppose Curiosity

There is another form of temptation, even more fraught with danger. This is the disease of curiosity. It is this which drives us to try and discover the secrets nature, those secrets which are beyond our understanding, which can avail us nothing, which man should not wish to learn.

~ St. Augustine, Augustine of Hippo (354-11-13 AD 430-08-28 AD age:75)

I loathe Christianity. There are no words strong enough to describe how odious it is. Like John Lennon, I would love to wake up one morning and find it as forgotten as the religion of ancient Babylon. Let me give you a quick summary why it must go:

• Christians have been out to discriminate against, hurt, persecute and even kill, gay people for millennia, for no reason. Gay people have never retaliated.
• Christians have an opinion on everything. It is invariably wrong. They even know it is wrong. But that does not matter. They try to push it on everyone anyway. They try to push their iron age mythology on biology, human reproduction, astronomy, dance, music, global warming, forestry, pollution, fisheries management, drug policy… They celebrate ignorance of reality as virtue.
• Christians compete with other religions to see who can breed the fastest, even though the earth is already groaning under the burden of excess population. It is the ultimate selfishness.
• They think that being Christian makes them superior to everyone else and gives them the right to boss everyone else around and steal their resources.
• Almost everything the religion proclaims is not true. They know darn well it is not true, but that does not stop them from trying to push it down everyone else’s throats and from telling even more lies to defend Christianity’s fundamental lies.
• In the bible, their mythical god Yahweh behaves somewhat more insanely than the emperor Caligula. Christians invariably pretend not to notice that they are worshiping a demonic psychopath.
• Many of them are actively trying to bring on the end of the world because they imagine then they can lunch with Jesus. They are criminally insane.

In summary, Christianity is a untreated epidemic of mental illness. Where does one donate to find a cure?

St. Augustine

Of [the canonical books of scripture] alone do I most firmly believe that their authors were completely free from error. And if in these writings I am perplexed by anything which appears to me opposed to the truth, I do not hesitate to suppose that either the manuscript is faulty, or the translator has not caught the meaning of what was said, or I myself have failed to understand it…

~ St. Augustine, Augustine of Hippo (354-11-13 AD 430-08-28 AD age:75)

I consider Augustine one of the most contemptible people who ever lived. This is his ode to a closed mind. Why does he think god incapable of ensuring inerrancy in transcription and translation but has no problem in ensuring perfection in the original dictation?

That Stupid, Really?

Jesus loves American the most, that’s why the bible is written in English.

~ Michel Bachmann (1956-04-06 age:62)

Jesus (if he existed) would have spoken Aramaic. The bible was written in Hebrew and Greek. For the longest time it was illegal to translate it into English. Protestants use the King James version published in 1611 written in an archaic form of English. America did not even exist at that point.

Tolerating Inequality

When Adam delved and Eve span, Who was then the gentleman? From the beginning all men by nature were created alike and our bondage or servitude came in by the unjust oppression of naughty men. For if God would have had any bondmen from the beginning, he would have appointed who should be bond and who free. And therefore I exhort you to consider that now the time is come, appointed to us by God, in which ye may (if ye will) cast off the yoke of bondage and recover liberty.

~ John Ball (1338 1381-07-15 age:43)

Ball was under the delusion that if all the wealthy landowners were eliminated and everyone embraced poverty, Jesus would call off his attack of the bubonic plague.

Argument for Theocracy

You look at Article 3, Section 1 [of the US constitution], the treason clause, direct quote out of the Bible. You look at Article 2, the quote on the president has to be a native born? That is Deuteronomy 17:15, verbatim. Click on Deuteronomy and read it for yourself. I mean, it drives the secularists nuts because the Bible’s all over it! Now we as Christians don’t tend to recognize that. We think it’s a secular document; we’ve bought into their lies. It’s not.

~ David Barton (1954 age:63) Republican activist.

Not one of Barton’s citations checked out. Moreover, the Constitution as written in 1787 has no mention of God or religion except to prohibit a religious test for office. The First Amendment does address religion. He believes that the end justifies the means. He thinks than forcing Christianity down the throats of all Americans would be such a good thing that it justifies manufacturing an alternate fictitious American history painting it as a theocracy. He trusts that Republican money to endlessly repeat his lies will eventually set them in the American mind. details.

Christian Triumphalism

We are engaged in a social, political and cultural war. There’s a lot of talk in America about pluralism. But the bottom line is somebody’s values will prevail. And the winner gets the right to teach our children what to believe.

~ Gary Bauer (1946-05-04 age:72) of American Values

Where have that sentiment before? Oh yes, militant Islam.

Divinely Inspired

It is God’s finger that wrote the declaration of independence and the constitution.

~ Glenn Beck (1964-02-10 age:54)

See how easily such claims roll off the tongue. That is just how the nutty idea Yahweh wrote the bible also got started.

Prophet Glenn

Hear the words of my mouth.

~ Glenn Beck (1964-02-10 age:54)

Con men like Glenn Beck sometimes affect this ponderous, redundant biblical language to trick their audiences into thinking they are saying something profound. Mr. Beck is a parody of himself, something like Richard Simmons or the late Liberace. Does inside he laugh at himself, or does he truly believe he is the second coming? He has an ego like a super-heated grain of popcorn, barely able to contain himself from bursting into hymns of praise for the amazing Glenn Beck.

A True Christian

My sister in law died in a fire, her Bible was beside her bed on a stand, not a burn mark on the Bible… Awesome… miracle from God…

~ Beverly Russler Bell

This had nothing to do with divine intervention. Books survive fires all the time. If the unscorched bible is Yahweh’s deliberate act, then so was roasting her sister-in-law alive. What kind of sicko goes gaga over an arsonist?

42 Virgin Puppies

Paradise is open to all of God’s creatures. One day, we will see our animals again in the eternity of Christ.

~ Pope Francis I née Jorge Mario Bergoglio (1936-12-12 age:81) on 2014-12-12 source

Including all the animals you ate? Including the puppies and kittens put down at the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals)? Including wild animals and strays? This lie is in the same class as the Santa Claus blarney.

If Francis is correct, you need not bother with your seatbelts, winter tires, or getting your brake fluid checked, but remember to put Fido in the back seat wherever you travel. Both of you will then die together and join the same choir to sing/howl forever the same tired songs and pretend to love it.

These tales of the afterlife are totally unsubstantiated superstitions (aka lies) and dangerous ones at that.

Just because a lie is comforting is no excuse to spread it. Lies such as these have tricked some children into suicide in a naïve attempt to reunite with a dead parent or pet. Others are tricked into never letting go of their grief at separation.

If adults truly believed these stories, they would either commit suicide or sign up for every extreme sport.

Why do people treat lies of this sort as innocent? Look at the havoc they cause in the middle east and Africa when adults swallow them.

Pope Benedict XVI, back in 2008 said that when an animal dies, it merely means the end of existence on Earth. Since popes are allegedly infallible, Catholics believe neither pope can be wrong. This implies Francis must have changed the rules and they now let pets into paradise. He did not specify if that also applies to pets who died prior to 2014-12-12. I assume this means my Labrador puppy, Jet, who died horribly of distemper in 1961 has been dead in the ordinary sense all this time, even according to Pope Francis. But who is going to be Jet’s companion when I go to hell for being gay? It is sick toying with kid’s emotions with ill-thought-out lies like these.

You can’t excuse this lie on the grounds Francis believes the bible. The Vatican knowingly made this one up all on their own.

If I claim that there is a nuclear bomb planted under the White House, but I have absolutely no evidence that is so, I am telling a lie, even if it could be true. So even if you think it would be wonderful if all dogs went to Heaven and it even could possibly be so, that does not get Francis off the hook for lying.

The subtext of what he is saying is 10% tithe to us kid, for a lifetime and we’ll get your puppy back. What a con!

Pruninghooks

And he shall judge among the nations and shall rebuke many people: and they shall beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruninghooks: nation shall not lift up sword against nation, neither shall they learn war any more.

~ Isaiah 2:4

Gay Jesus

And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:
And he left the linen cloth and fled from them naked.

~ Mark 14:51-52

Noble Hitler

Hitler’s war is a noble task for the protection of European civilization.

~ Archbishop Bodrira of the Catholic church

Religious Freedom

If I discriminate against or criticise you its called religious freedom. If you return the favour, its called persecution.

~ Betty Bowers (Deven Green)

Religious Freedom

It is not prejudice if you call it religion.

~ Betty Bowers (Deven Green)

God on the Supreme Court

George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States, he was appointed by God.

~ Lt. Gen. William G. Boykin

He has a rather exalted view of the status of the supreme court.

Surrender Your Mind

The secret is surrender. Commitment to Christ involves surrender of the intellect, the emotions and the will — the total person.

~ Bill Bright (1921-10-19 2003-07-19 age:81), Jesus and the Intellectual

The World According To Broun

God’s word is true. I’ve come to understand that. All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the big bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell. And it’s lies to try to keep me and all the folks who were taught that from understanding that they need a savior. You see, there are a lot of scientific data that I’ve found out as a scientist that actually show that this is really a young Earth. I don’t believe that the earth’s but about 9,000 years old. I believe it was created in six days as we know them. That’s what the Bible says.

~ Paul C. Broun (1946-05-14 age:71) Republican congressman from Georgia.

The bible says the earth is 6,000 years old, and there is not a scrap of evidence to support that ancient speculation. I kid you not. This man is chairman of The Science Subcommittee on Investigations and Oversight which is one of five subcommittees of the United States House Committee on Science and Technology. He, of course, refuses to provide any proof that the world’s scientists have conspired to lie. He of course refuses to provide any alternate explanation for the hard evidence that pushed Christian scientists to their current views. He, of course, refuses to provide any evidence the Old Testament is a reliable source of information given its many errors, inconsistencies and omissions. He is a Christian lunatic of the worst kind, completely deluded and impervious to reality. He is the last person who should be hold that chairmanship.

But why would all the world’s scientists form a secret conspiracy to lie? Surely a conspiracy of that magnitude would have leaks. Where are they? Yet all these lies work. They are used to create drugs and pesticides. They allow space travel. They are used to find oil. What is the alternative? — creationism. There is not one single invention or product that works on creationist principles. Creationism simply does not work. It is useless. It has absolutely nothing going for it scientifically. The only reason it is ever even considered is its biblical endorsement.

Love the Lawd

I love the lawd. If it is wrong to love the lawd, then I’m happy to be wrong.

~ Reverend Brown from Coming To America played by Arsenic Hall (1956-02-12 age:62)

This is typical of Christians. They have greater loyalty to Christian dogma than to decency or truth. They will happily torment homosexuals in the name of Jesus even when they know it is wrong. They will destroy the environment even though they know it is wrong. They will force junk science down the throats of the young even when they know it is bogus.

Blame it on Evolution

All the ills from which America suffers can be traced to the teaching of evolution.

~ William Jennings Bryan (1860-03-19 1925-07-26 age:65)

Gullible Twit and Proud of It

If the bible had said that Jonah swallowed the whale, I would believe it. One miracle is just as easy to believe as another.

~ William Jennings Bryan (1860-03-19 1925-07-26 age:65)

Apparently Bryan never once stopped to think about why the bible deserved such blind trust. It was likely because his mother did. But why did she? She had no way of knowing if the stories were true. Like everyone else, she probably firmly believed all kinds of things that were not true. Because his peers did not question it, it did not dawn on him that he had no evidence to back that trust. It fact, they bamboozled him that faith without evidence was not gullibility, but a virtue.

Religion vs Education

If we have to give up either religion or education, we should give up education.

~ William Jennings Bryan (1860-03-19 1925-07-26 age:65)

Spitting on Education

If we have to give up either religion or education, we should give up education.

~ William Jennings Bryan (1860-03-19 1925-07-26 age:65)

Christian Conceit

Our culture is superior. Our culture is superior because our religion is Christianity and that is the truth that makes men free.

~ Pat Buchanan (1938-11-02 age:79)

Resenting Civil Rights

There were no politics to polarize us then, to magnify every slight. The negroes of Washington had their public schools, restaurants, bars, movie houses, playgrounds and churches; and we had ours.

~ Pat Buchanan (1938-11-02 age:79)

Weakness of Women

Rail as they will about discrimination, women are simply not endowed by nature with the same measures of single-minded ambition and the will to succeed in the fiercely competitive world of Western capitalism.

~ Pat Buchanan (1938-11-02 age:79)

Cardinal Raymond Leo Burke

Homosexuality is equivalent to murder.

~ Raymond Leo Burke (1948-06-30 age:69)

Excluding Atheists

I don’t know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.

~ George Herbert Walker Bush (1924-06-12 age:93) aka Bush-41, Bush Sr.

Time Warp Bush

The jury is still out on evolution.

~ George W. Bush (1946-07-06 age:71)

I thought the appeal to the Scopes trial was over.

Babies in Hell

There are babies a span long in hell.

~ John Calvin (1509-07-10 1564-05-27 age:54)

Calvin the Barbarian

Honour, glory, and riches shall be the reward of your pains; but above all, do not fail to rid the country of those scoundrels [Anabaptists and others], who stir up the peoples to revolt against us. Such monsters should be exterminated, as I have exterminated Michael Servetus the Spaniard.

~ John Calvin (1509-07-10 1564-05-27 age:54)

John Calvin, Royal Asshole

John Calvin was a royal prick. Here is what he had to say about blasphemy and heresy:

Some say that because the crime consists only of words, there is no cause for such severe punishment [death]. But we muzzle dogs; shall we leave men free to open their mouths and say what they please?… God makes it plain that the false prophet is to be stoned without mercy. We are to crush beneath our heels all natural affections when his honour is at stake. The father should not spare his child, nor the husband his wife, nor the friend that friend who is dearer to him than life.

~ John Calvin (1509-07-10 1564-05-27 age:54)

Crime Against Humanity

Homosexuality is a crime against humanity.

~ Paul Cameron (1939-11-09 age:78)

Paul Cameron was discharged from the American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association and the American Sociological Association due to his unethical practices and biased research regarding homosexuals. This is a weird idea since homosexuality has no effect whatsoever on third parties.

Eccentric Causes of Homosexuality

Causes of homosexuality include: sex with animals.

~ Paul Cameron (1939-11-09 age:78)

Paul Cameron was discharged from the American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association and the American Sociological Association due to his unethical practices and biased research regarding homosexuals.

God Responsible for AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome)

I think that actually AIDS is a guardian. That is I think it was sent, if you would, about forty years ago, to destroy Western civilization unless we change our sexual ways. So it’s really a Godsend.

~ Paul Cameron (1939-11-09 age:78)

Paul Cameron was discharged from the American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association and the American Sociological Association due to his unethical practices and biased research regarding homosexuals.

Paul Cameron

Unless we get medically lucky, in three or four years, one of the options discussed will be the extermination of homosexuals.

~ Paul Cameron (1939-11-09 age:78)

Paul Cameron was discharged from the American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association and the American Sociological Association due to his unethical practices and biased research regarding homosexuals.

Don’t Frighten the Horses

I do not really care what people do as long as they do not do it in the street and frighten the horses.

~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell (1865-02-09 1940-04-09 age:75) Victorian

The World is Ending, Yet Again

And now, we have no option. We can’t say maybe it’s possible it looks very probable… No way! We have to say this is what the Bible teaches! This is fact! 2011-05-21 is the day of the Rapture, it is the day that Judgment Day begins…

~ Harold Camping (1921-07-19 2013-12-15 age:92)

Camping was one of the greatest scam artists of all time. He pulled this exact same scam four times, publicly, claiming with absolute certainty that the world was ending 1994-09-06, 2011-05-21 and 2011-10-21 each time convincing the gullible to send him millions of dollars of their worthless money. It is amazing what nonsense Christians will believe just because someone says the bible says so, even when they can’t quote the verse.

I Define Marriage

I think we are inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at him and say we know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage.

~ Dan Cathy (1953-03-01 age:65), president Chick Fil-A

Mr. Cathy is confusing the god Yahweh and Leviticus — the weird old duck who hates gays and almost everyone else. Mr. Cathy is trying to impose the unsubstantiated religious bigotry of his sect of fundamentalist Christianity on the entire nation, which honours freedom of religion. He discriminates against gay employees and lobbies for gay inequality and banning equal marriage for gays. He has zero right to impose his religion on others. He has repeatedly, in many different ways, tried to shove his religion down the throats of his employees. He is a deeply evil man who imagines he is profoundly virtuous. Chick Fil-A is a greasy chicken fast food chain. Its chicken nuggets are is rated as the least healthful fast food in the USA, which is indicative of Mr. Cathy’s true moral character.

Christian Hate For the Environment

Environmental policies are driven by a kind of emotional spiritualism that threatens the very foundation of our society. There is increasing evidence of a government-sponsored religion in America. This religion, a cloudy mixture of new-age mysticism, Native American folklore and primitive Earth worship, is being promoted and enforced by the Clinton administration in violation of our rights and freedoms.

~ Helen Chenoweth-Hage (1938-01-27 2006-10-02 age:68) Rep, R-Idaho, testifying to congress about her delusions.

She had such a sectarian view of the world, that she can only grasp science in terms of warring cults.

Campus Crusade Ignores Evidence

Any so-called truth in conflict with God’s Truth is no truth at all. It is a lie a manifestation of the one great Lie that tells us the God of the Bible a not the one God and King over all. The war between the Truth and truths is really the war between Truth and the Lie. But the Lie doesn’t come to us openly announcing I’m false; I’m deceptive deceptive. It comes to us pretending it is true.

~ Campus Crusade for Christ

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

Christian Tolerance

Faggot! You are going to burn in hell. It does not matter if you actually have sex, you and all your filthy kind are doomed. God says I should kill you and your family right now. You hate and reject god. You are in league with Satan. I am an avenging angel!

~ A loving Christian

Your god and your Satan are both imaginary, so I can’t very well embrace or reject either. They are characters of fiction, like Harry Potter or Paul Bunyan. It is bad enough you believe in a sadistic sky monster, but you also masquerade as his agent on earth. Did he really authorise you to speak on his behalf? Such arrogance! When you say God says… what you really mean is the bible says…. You are confusing god (the alleged creator of the universe) and the bible (a perfectly ordinary book, written by perfectly ordinary people). You are not worshiping god; you are worshiping a book. Granted, Christians claim without any evidence whatsoever, that god wrote the bible. That is preposterous. The bible’s quality is dreadful. The bible is full of error, contradiction and atrocious writing. It has no smell of the supernatural about it at all. The bible has no miraculous properties whatsoever. It is, just what it appears to be, an ordinary book without any magic properties at all.

Christian Religious Freedom

I believe in religious freedom. Everyone should be free to worship Jesus in whatever way they please.

~ A. Christian

Hell is Real

Hell is real and you are going there! Guaranteed!

~ A. Loving Christian

I don’t know you. You write anonymously. I do not trust you as an authority on such matters. How do you know? If you are going to tell me you read it in the bible, I will tell you I read it cover to cover and found hundreds of errors and inconsistencies in it, not to mention batshit crazy stuff and conflicting information on who goes to hell. The quality of the writing is so bad, it would be insulting to claim a deity wrote it. Incompetent forgers, even if they lived 3000 years ago, carry no weight with me. If you claimed Niagara Falls were real, you would have many ways to prove it. If you claimed Brigadoon were real, you could offer nothing. Since Christians offer no evidence for hell, I must presume it is just as imaginary as Brigadoon.

Jesus’ Personal Bible

If the King James bible was good enough fer Jaysus, it’s good enough fer me.

~ A. Christian

The first bible was not even written until 200 years after his death. The King James Bible came many centuries later.

Christian Moral Authority

As Christians, we have a right to treat certain people [namely gays] differently [namely kill them].

~ anonymous Christian a Christian who accosted Aron Ra.

This is the essential problem. Christians imagine they are better than everyone else, and as such have the right to impose their irrational beliefs on others, to the point of murdering them. They believe they are so wise, they should be exempt from the law. They imagine that everyone else also recognises their moral authority. What a conceited, clueless bunch of twits!

Christianity on Women

Every woman should be filled with shame by the thought that she is a woman.

~ Clement of Alexandria (150 AD 215 AD age:65)

Giving Life?

President Abraham Lincoln gave his life.

~ Bill Clinton (1946-08-19 age:71) 42nd president of the USA,

I refuse to believe President Lincoln gave assent to his own assassination. Surely, had he known what awaited him at the Ford theatre he would have stayed home. Surely, he did not imagine his country was better off with him dead. His life was stolen from him.

Christian Nazis

The Nazi war is a battle for Christianity.

~ Father Charles Coughlin (1891-10-12 1979-12-27 age:88) of the Catholic church. He was pro-Nazi because they were antisemite.

Christian Bias

Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of kill everyone who doesn’t smell bad and doesn’t answer to the name Mohammed.

~ Ann Coulter (1961-12-08 age:56) Renowned as the sexiest Republican.

Coulter advocates killing or forcibly converting all non-Christians. That is not behaviour Jesus would approve. Anyone who would contemplate that is not a Christian in any real sense. So, logically, she/he? is advocating eliminating everyone, including herself. Well, she could start with herself.

False Equating Terrorists with Muslims

Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.

~ Ann Coulter (1961-12-08 age:56) Renowned as the sexiest Republican.

Her claim is obviously false. The definition of terrorism is killing civilians with the intent of changing their political affiliation. Who kills more civilians that anyone else? Who has by far the biggest budget for doing it? Who calls it collateral damage? Then there is Tim McVeigh, the Oklahoma bomber, a home grown terrorist. And what about Scott Roeder who murdered to terrify people into adopting his views on abortion.

Invade!

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this [Christian dominion] is war.

~ Ann Coulter (1961-12-08 age:56) Renowned as the sexiest Republican.

Behaving like Hitler is a cure considerably worse than the disease.

Creationist View Of Evolution

Evolution teaches us that there is no god, no heaven, no hell and that people are nothing more that advanced pond-scum and morality is arbitrary to whatever the majority of chemical reactions do at a given moment in time.

~ creation.com (1977-01-01 age:41)

creation.com is Ken Ham’s bogus international charity. Its function is to spread disinformation about evolution, not perform charitable works. If you look in the index of any textbook on evolution you will not find any of the following words indexed god, heaven, hell, afterlife or morality. Evolution is about how descendants gradually change over time, not metaphysics. Evolution contradicts the story of Genesis on how species came to exist all at once 6000 years ago and Noah’s ark. It is the creationists who then assume if those stories are inaccurate that everything else they believe must also be false. Evolutionists, qua evolutionists, have no opinion on such matters. God, heaven, hell, afterlife and morality are religious questions, not biological ones. Of course, the failure of the bible’s claim to inerrancy, demonstrated by evolution and science in general, disillusioned many Christians.

Humans and pond-scum in the far distant past shared a common ancestor. That does not mean that humans are pond scum any more than you are Genghis Khan just because he happened to be a distant cousin.

Why do the creation.com people knowingly promote these lies?

• They make money peddling them.
• They think lies about the afterlife are necessary to keep people behaving well. The bible is about as ridiculous a guide to morality as has ever been written. It condones or commands killing for all kinds of senseless reasons, genocide, beating, marrying your rapist, polygamy, incest, slavery…

La La La La

I want to say to all you Scribes, Pharisees, heresy hunters, all of you that are going around pickin’ little bits of doctrinal error out of everybody’s eyes and dividin’ the Body of Christ… get out of God’s way, stop blockin’ God’s bridges, or God’s goin’ to shoot you if I don’t… let Him sort out all this doctrinal doodoo!… I refuse to argue any longer with any of you out there! don’t even call me if you want to argue… Get out of my life! I don’t want to talk to you… I don’t want to see your ugly face!

~ Paul Crouch (1934-03-29 age:84) President, Trinity Broadcasting Network

Ban Sex Education

One of the problems with sex education… is that it also strips kids — especially girls — of their modesty to have every detail of anatomy, physiology and condom usage made explicit.

~ James Dobson (1936-04-21 age:82) Focus on the Family

Child Mind Control

Those who control the access to the minds of children will set the agenda for the future of the nation and the future of the western world.

~ James Dobson (1936-04-21 age:82) Focus on the Family

Close the Universities

State Universities are breeding grounds, quite literally, for sexually transmitted diseases (including HIV (Human Immuno-deficiency Virus) ), homosexual behavior, unwanted pregnancies, abortions, alcoholism and drug abuse.

~ James Dobson (1936-04-21 age:82) Focus on the Family

And the Christian schools are breeding grounds for bigotry, hypocrisy and ignorance.

Homosexuals Are Destroying the Earth

Homosexuals are not monogamous. They want to destroy the institution of marriage. It will destroy marriage. It will destroy the Earth.

~ James Dobson (1936-04-21 age:82) Focus on the Family

Overpopulation is destroying the earth, not polyamory. Most species are not monogamous, just beavers and a few birds. Humans self report that 60% of males are not monogamous and 40% of females, higher if you count multiple marriages, so there is no need to single out unmarried gays. People destroy their own marriages. What gay people do on the other side of town is irrelevant. Why does Dobson want to block homosexuals who desire monogamy from using the primary tool for ensuring monogamy — marriage?

Stop the Gay Rights Propaganda

In every classroom in the state [of California, students are] being taught homosexual propaganda and these other politically correct, postmodern views.

~ James Dobson (1936-04-21 age:82) Focus on the Family, recommending that parents remove their children from California’s public schools.

Dobson wants children to learn that it is OK to persecute and discriminate against gays, contrary to the law.

Jesus’ Perfection

On the perfection of Jesus:
Yes, Jesus masturbated, but he didn’t come.

~ N. Errantiste (1897 1911 age:14)

Eusebius Recommends Lying

It will be necessary sometimes to use falsehood as a remedy for the benefit of those who require such a mode of treatment.

~ Eusebius, Bishop of Caesarea (260 AD 340 AD age:80) Constantine’s overseer of church doctrine and history , Christian apologist

Justifying lying in argument with those who do not immediately concede in debate.

Blame it on Women

The demise of our community and culture is the fault of sissified men who have been overly influenced by women.

~ Tony Evans Promise Keepers

Another Failed Prediction

I am so sure that I will be raptured up to heaven that I have not made any plans for a burial plot.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Apparently he needed a plot after all. However, had a rapture occurred, Falwell is one of the last people I would imagine a god would want to preserve. He was a malicious, smug, pompous, greedy, evil bastard.

The Bible Is Inerrant Despite the Fact it is Not

The Bible is the inerrant… word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible, without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73), Finding Inner Peace and Strength

Christian = Slave

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Fighting Humanism

We’re fighting against humanism, we’re fighting against liberalism… we are fighting against all the systems of Satan that are destroying our nation today… our battle is with Satan himself.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Have no Compassion

AIDSis the wrath of a just God against homosexuals. To oppose it would be like an Israelite jumping in the Red Sea to save one of Pharaoh’s chariotters.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Homosexuality is Satanic

Homosexuality is Satan’s diabolical attack upon the family that will not only have a corrupting influence upon our next generation, but it will also bring down the wrath of God upon America.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

How to Fail as a Human Being

If you’re not a born-again Christian, you’re a failure as a human being.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Jerry Herman is a Beast According to Falwell

[Homosexuals are] brute beasts… part of a vile and satanic system [that] will be utterly annihilated and there will be a celebration in heaven.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Jerry Worships the Creator of AIDS

AIDS is not just God’s punishment for homosexuals; it is God’s punishment for the society that tolerates homosexuals.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73) America Can Be Saved 2002

No Minority Status For Gays

I do not believe the homosexual community deserves minority status. One’s misbehavior does not qualify him or her for minority status. Blacks, Hispanics, women, etc., are God-ordained minorities who do indeed deserve minority status.

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73), USA Today Chat, quoted from The Religious Freedom Coalition The Two faces of Jerry Falwell

Yearning For Theocracy

I hope I live to see the day when, as in the early days of our country, we won’t have any public schools. The churches will have taken them over again and Christians will be running them. What a happy day that will be!

~ Jerry Falwell (1933-08-11 2007-05-15 age:73)

Thankfully this did not come to pass in his lifetime and hopefully never will. How could he be so twisted as to long for the days of the Spanish Inquisition?

Bryan Fischer

Fisher is an extreme right wing Christian. He is the host of a Christian hate radio show Focal Point on American Family. He believes that Christian/biblical superstitions should be imposed on all citizens. His views include:

• Freedom of religion applies only to Christians. Muslims should not be permitted to build mosques.
• Women should not be allowed to run for high political office.
• Homosexuals should not be allowed to run for office.
• Indigenous people should be forced to convert to Christianity.
• Gay people should stop using the rainbow flag.
• God will cure AIDS if gays stop having sex. It is ok for everyone else to continue having unprotected sex.

~ Bryan Fischer (1951-04-08 age:67)

No Killing is an Intolerable Assault on Freedom

We are gonna to have to choose as a nation between the homosexual agenda and freedom because the two cannot coexist. Every advance of the homosexual agenda, comes at the expense of liberty, particularly religious liberty.

~ Bryan Fischer (1951-04-08 age:67) head of The American Family Association

This is Orwellian language. He is claiming that gays having the right to marry or serve in the military somehow impairs his freedom. How pray tell? He avoids even being in the same room with gays so he unlikely to be invited to same-sex wedding. He is far too old for military service, so he won’t run into any gays in that context. Perhaps his freedom to force his fundamentalist religious beliefs on others. Perhaps he is thinking of more fundamental freedoms, to go gay bashing, or in other ways persecute gays for amusement.

The Christian Insanity

Lord, give me the power to torture people into loving you.

~ Ned Flanders

Christian Triumphalism

We need a legal strategy which protects the rights of those of us who hold Christian convictions which will afford us the opportunity to contend once again for the mind of this culture.

~ Keith A. Fournier Catholic Way

Forget Jesus

Jesus made a special point of discouraging the laying of emphasis on outer observances and, indeed upon hard-and-fast rules and regulations of every kind. What he insisted upon was a certain spirit in one’s conduct, knowing that when the spirit is right, the details will take care of themselves. Yet, in spite of this, the history of orthodox Christianity is largely made up of attempts to enforce all sorts of external observances on people.

~ Emmet Fox (1886-07-30 1951-08-13 age:65) American evangelist.

Christian Delusion

Again you can look around the world. You don’t see a lotta Muslim nations pretendin’ they’re not Muslim. I believe it is time for America to quit pretendin’ we’re not Christian. If there are people in North Carolina who don’t like that there’s lots of places you can move to. If you know who they are, encourage ’em to move.

~ Dr. David Gibbs III Christian Law Association

Non-Christians Should Leave

How many of you think it is time for American to stop pretending we are not Christian? If there’s people in King, North Carolina who don’t like that, there’s lots of places you can move to.

~ Dr. David Gibbs III Christian Law Association

Et Tu Billy?

All homosexuals should be castrated.

~ Billy Graham (1918-11-07 age:99) He later apologised but that is the view he holds in his heart. You don’t say something like that via a slip of the tongue.

Homosexuality = Sin

Homosexuality is a sin like any other sin.

~ Billy Graham (1918-11-07 age:99)

No Gay Marriage Because I Say So

I believe marriage is between a man and woman.

~ Billy Graham (1918-11-07 age:99) When Time Magazine asked him if he believed gays should have equal rights to marry for his 2004-11-21 interview.

Not Because It is True

The world longs for authority, finality and conclusiveness. It is weary of theological floundering and uncertainty. Belief exhilarates the human spirit; doubt depresses.

~ Billy Graham (1918-11-07 age:99)

Imposing Christianity

We are to make Bible-obeying disciples of anybody that gets in our way.

~ Jay Grimstead (1916 age:101) Coalition on Revival

Life is Pointless

There is no point to life unless it lasts forever.

~ Ken Ham (1951-10-20 age:66)

By that thinking, roses and butterflies are crap. I think knowing I will die in a decade or two puts a bit of fire under me to get things done. If I lived forever, what point would there be to ever doing anything? You could always do it tomorrow. The sooner you do something the sooner you will run out of interesting things to do. Besides, whether I believe I will live forever has absolutely nothing to do with whether I will actually live forever. It does not do you a stick of good to make believe you will live forever if there is utterly no evidence you will.

Why Jews Don’t Convert

It is extremely difficult for a Jew to be converted, for how can he bring himself to believe in the divinity of — another Jew?

~ Heinrich Heine (1797-12-13 1856-02-17 age:58)

Homosexual Infestation

The New York Times and Washington Post are both infested with homosexuals themselves. Just about every person down there is a homosexual or lesbian.

~ Jesse Helms (1921-10-18 2008-07-04 age:86), Secretary of the Interior, 1983-09-21

Homosexuals are Sick

Homosexuals are weak, morally sick wretches.

~ Jesse Helms (1921-10-18 2008-07-04 age:86), Secretary of the Interior, 1983-09-21

Open Bigotry

All Latins are volatile people. Hence, I was not surprised at the volatile reaction.

~ Jesse Helms (1921-10-18 2008-07-04 age:86), Secretary of the Interior, 1983-09-21

Teaching Cannibalism

Your tax dollars are being used to pay for grade-school classes that teach our children that cannibalism, wife-swapping and murder of infants and the elderly are acceptable behavior.

~ Jesse Helms (1921-10-18 2008-07-04 age:86)

The only living people I know of in the cannibalism, albeit ritual cannibalism, are Christians.

, Secretary of the Interior, 1983-09-21

Benny Hinn’s Con-Spiel

I believe that Jesus, God’s son, is about to appear physically, in meetings, and to believers around the world, to wake us up. He appeared after his resurrection. And he is about to appear before his second coming.

~ Benny Hinn (1952-12-03 age:65)

Now how would he know that? Was he on God’s insider mailing list? Hinn is counting on his followers not reading the bible for themselves. It says he is full of shit. Have a look at Matthew 24:23-26.

Hinn On Why You are Not Human

God came from heaven, became a man and made men into little gods. Went back to heaven as a man. He faces the Father as a man. I face devils as the Son of God. You see what I am talking about? You say, Benny Hinn, am I a little god? You’re a son of god aren’t you. You’re a child of god aren’t you. You’re a daughter of god aren’t you. Quit your nonsense! What else are you? If you say I am, you are a part of him, right? Is he god? Are you his offspring? Are you his children? You can’t be human.

~ Benny Hinn (1952-12-03 age:65)

He is making up new age theology on the fly. It is clearly contrary to bible teaching. Have a look at Isaiah 40:25 Isaiah 42:8 Isaiah 44:4 Isaiah 44:8 Hinn clearly is spouting nonsense. We humans have no supernatural powers. We are not gods. He is flattering his audience to get them to open their wallets.

No Help Available

The holy ghost is the only one who can help you. You can’t do it on your own.

~ Benny Hinn (1952-12-03 age:65) part of his hypnotic faith healing pitch to trick his followers into giving him money. Since when did the holy ghost ever do anything? Christians enjoy no better health than anyone else.

Adolf Hitler, Devout Catholic

I am now, as before, a Catholic and will always remain so.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Adolf Hitler, Fighter for Christ

My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter.

In boundless love as a Christian and as a man I read through the passage which tells us how the Lord at last rose in His might and seized the scourge to drive out of the Temple the brood of vipers and adders. How terrific was his fight against the Jewish poison. Today, after two thousand years, with deepest emotion I recognize more profoundly than ever before the fact that it was for this that He had to shed his blood upon the Cross.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

This is all rather strange since Jesus himself was Jewish and Christianity is an offshoot of Judaism.

All Nazis are Christian

We tolerate no one in our ranks who attacks the ideas of Christianity. Our movement is Christian.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56) 1928-10-27

Big Lie

The great masses of the people will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Even Hitler Believed God Approved

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56) Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 2.

Hitler In Praise of Christian Intolerance

The greatness of Christianity did not arise from attempts to make compromises with those philosophical opinions of the ancient world which had some resemblance to its own doctrine, but in the unrelenting and fanatical proclamation and defense of its own teaching.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Hitler’s Anti-Atheist Beliefs

We were convinced that the people need and require this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations; we have stamped it out.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Hitler’s Anti-Semitism

His [the Jew’s] life is of this world only and his mentality is as foreign to the true spirit of Christianity as is character was foreign to the great Founder of this new creed two thousand years ago. And the Founder of Christianity made no secret indeed of His estimation of the Jewish people. When He found it necessary He drove those enemies of the human race out of the Temple of God; because then, as always, they used religion as a means of advancing their commercial interests. But at that time Christ was nailed to the Cross for his attitude towards the Jews…

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Hitler’s Christian Beliefs

Besides that, I believe one thing: there is a Lord God! And this Lord God creates the peoples.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56)

Hitler’s Divine Mission

What we have to fight for is the necessary security for the existence and increase of our race and people, the subsistence of its children and the maintenance of our racial stock unmixed, the freedom and independence of the Fatherland; so that our people may be enabled to fulfill the mission assigned to it by the Creator.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56) Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 8.

Hitler’s Grace

I had so often sung Deutschland über Alles and shouted Heil at the top of my lungs, that it seemed to me almost a belated act of grace to be allowed to stand as a witness in the divine court of the eternal judge and proclaim the sincerity of this conviction.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56) Mein Kampf, Vol. 1 Chapter 5.

Hitler’s War on Atheists

Without pledging ourselves to any particular Confession, we have restored to faith its pre-requisites because we were convinced that the people need and requires this faith. We have therefore undertaken the fight against the atheistic movement, and that not merely with a few theoretical declarations: we have stamped it out.

~ Adolf Hitler (1889-04-20 1945-04-30 age:56) 1933-10-24

FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) Nanny

I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.

~ J. Edgar Hoover (1895-01-01 1972-05-02 age:77) Had he not been powerless, he would have been obligated to arrest himself.

Overweening Greed

For some people in this world, money is more important that truth and if they have to lie to you to keep their paycheque coming in, they will lie to you.

~ Kent Hovind (1953-01-15 age:65)

He seems to have been talking about himself. He landed up in jail for his overweening greed.

Deliberately Blind Loyola

We should always be prepared so as never to err to believe that what I see as white is black, if the hierarchic Church defines it thus.

~ Ignatius of Loyola (1491-12-24 1556-07-31 age:64)

Screw the Environment

We should have no concern for the environment because, after the great flood with Noah, God promised that He would never ruin the earth again.

~ James Inhofe (1934-11-17 age:83) Republican Senator for Oklahoma

Inhofe is spewing Christian bafflegab to cover up the fact that he is a big oil shill. He may or may not believe his own drivel. Even if you take this biblical prediction seriously, it says nothing about the possibility of humans, corporations or Satan deliberately bringing on global climate change/floods by releasing massive quantities of CO₂ into the atmosphere. If you read the promise in Genesis 9:11, it says neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth. All Yahweh promises is not to do to destroy the earth by flood; he leaves open all other means including parching it.

Holy Rites

The following rites of this pestilence are carried out: When any novice is to be received among them and enters the sect of the damned for the first time, the shape of a certain frog or toad appears to him. Some kiss this creature on the hind quarters and some on the mouth, they receive the tongue and saliva of the beast inside their mouths. Sometimes it appears unduly large and sometimes equivalent to a goose or a duck and sometimes it even assumes the size of an oven. At length, when the novice has come forward, is met by a man of wondrous pallor, who has black eyes and is so emaciated and thin that since his flesh has been wasted, seems to have remaining only skin drawn over his bone. The novice kisses him and feels cold, like ice and after the kiss the memory of the Catholic faith totally disappears from his heart. Afterwards, they sit down to a meal and when they have arisen from it, the certain statue, which is usual in a sect of this kind, a black cat descends backwards, with its tail erect. First the novice, next the master, then each one of the order who are worthy and perfect, kiss the cat on its buttocks. Then each returns to his place and, speaking certain responses, they incline their heads toward to cat. Forgive us! says the master and the one next to him repeats this, a third responding says, We know, master! A fourth says: And we must obey. When this has been done, they put out the candles and turn to the practice of the most disgusting lechery. They make no distinction between strangers and family. Moreover, if by chance those of the male sex exceed the number of women, surrendering to their passions, … men engage with depravity with men. Woman change their natural function making this itself worthy of blame among themselves. When these most abnormal sins have been completed and the candles have been lit again and each has resumed his place, from a dark corner of the assembly a certain man comes, from the loins upward, shining like the sun. His lower part is shaggy like a cat.

~ Pope Gregory IX (1945-12-22 age:72), not to be confused with Pope Gregory XIII, the pope who revised the calendar. This is the opening to his fevered superstition-creating papal bull that lead to the mass slaughter of black cats. This is also an example of the church’s bigotry against gays and their encouragement of murder. The original would have been in the traditional Latin.

Child Abuse

A good butt-whipping and then a prayer is a wonderful remedy.

~ Forrest (Fob) Hood James, Jr. (1934-09-15 age:83) Governor of Alabama

Christian Triumphalism

Behind this judicial wall of separation there is a tyranny of lies that will fall… I say to you, my friends, let it fall!

~ Forrest (Fob) Hood James, Jr. (1934-09-15 age:83) Governor of Alabama

Lying as Policy

How it may be Lawful and Fitting, to use Falsehood as a Medicine and for the Benefit of those who want to be deceived.

~ St. Jerome (347 AD 420 AD age:73)

Justifying lying in argument with those who do not immediately concede in debate.

No Sex Outside Marriage

Even though the church does not support sex outside marriage, the church has never condoned hate or violence.

~ Father Paul Kelly in a CBC (Canadian Broadcasting Corporation) radio interview source

Father Kelly is a remarkable Catholic priest who is working in Australia to eliminate the gay panic defence just to justify murdering gay people. He is a kindly person whose rose-coloured glasses make him blind to the crimes of the institution that employs him. The church itself at one point burned gay people alive. Today it just encourages others to do so by quoting Leviticus 18:22 and insisting that gays are second class citizens who may not marry and ought to be excluded from society.

Converting Other People’s Kids

The Christian community has a golden opportunity to train an army of dedicated teachers who can invade the public school classrooms and use them to influence the nation for Christ.

~ D. James Kennedy (1930-11-03 2007-09-05 age:76) Center for Reclaiming America

Politics = Religion

Yes, religion and politics do mix. America is a nation based on biblical principles. Christian values dominate our government. The test of those values is the Bible. Politicians who do not use the bible to guide their public and private lives do not belong in office.

~ Beverly LaHaye (1929-04-30 age:89) of CFWA (Concerned Women For America)

A Truthful Christian

I know there are transitional fossils, but it is important that we teach children that there are not.

~ participant at lecture

Anything But Christianity = Child Abuse

Raising your children under Americanism or any other principles other than true Christianity is child abuse.

~ Robert T. Lee founder of Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments

I disagree. I think beating children and instilling false phobias of imaginary gods is child abuse.

Christianity as Solution to Overpopulation?

The best way to insure the earth is never over populated is for sensible and righteous governments to clear all forms of atheism and heresy.

~ Robert T. Lee founder of Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments

I think persuading Christians to use responsible birth control would be far more civilised.

Democracy is AntiChristian

Democracy originated in the mind of a rational being who has the deepest hatred for God.

~ Robert T. Lee founder of Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments

There are democracies, monarchies, autocracies, corporatocracies, plutocracies and theocracies. Lee and the Taliban are in complete agreement on the best form of government — theocracies, which are run by lunatics instead of scoundrels.

Sin Creates Democracy

Do you realize that the only thing that gives democracy existence is sin? The absence of democracy is perfect obedience to god.

~ Robert T. Lee founder of Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments

You Have No Right to Reject Christianity

You do not have the right to be wrong, regardless of what any man-made or demonic charter says.

~ Robert T. Lee founder of Society for the Practical Establishment of the Ten Commandments

The Nazi Christ

Christ has come to us through Adolf Hitler.

~ Pastor Julius Leutheuser (1900-12-09 1942-11-24 age:41)

Act as if You Love

Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you did.

~ C.S. Lewis (1898-11-29 1963-11-22 age:64)

Crazy Reason for Death

Willy was too good for this world.

~ Abraham Lincoln (1809-02-12 1865-04-15 age:56) Rationalising the death of his favourite son. I feel embarrassed for Lincoln uttering such treacle.

Lincoln, the White Supremacist

I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races… I am not nor ever have been in favor of making voters or jurors of Negroes, nor of qualifying them to hold office, nor to intermarry with white people; and I will say in addition to this that there is a physical difference between the white and black races which I believe will forever forbid the two races from living together on terms of social and political equality. And inasmuch as they cannot so live, while they do remain together there must be a position of superior and inferior, and I as much as any other man am in favor of having the superior position assigned to the white race.

~ Abraham Lincoln (1809-02-12 1865-04-15 age:56)

Lincoln freed the slaves not as the cause of the civil war. He did it during the war to recruit blacks to help him fight the south.

Pain Please

The safest and most suitable form of penance seems to be that which causes pain in the flesh but does not penetrate to the bones, that is, which causes suffering but not sickness. So the best way seems to be to scourge oneself with thin cords which hurt superficially, rather than to use some other means which might produce serious internal injury.

~ Ignatius Loyola (1491-10-23 1556-07-31 age:64)

Devils Cause Infirmity

Idiots, the lame, the blind, the dumb, are men in whom the devils have established themselves: and all the physicians who heal these infirmities, as though they proceeded from natural causes, are ignorant blockheads.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Enjoying the Suffering of the Damned

When questioned whether the Blessed will not be saddened by seeing their nearest and dearest tortured answers, Not in the least.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Speak for yourself you filthy old sadist. How could anyone venerate this turd.

Inequality is Necessary

An earthly kingdom cannot exist without inequality of persons. Some must be free, some serfs, some rulers, some subjects.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Kill Those Who Reject Christianity

Stab, smite, throttle, slay these rabid mad dogs without mercy, with a good conscience to the last ounce of strength, for nothing can be more poisonous, hurtful or devilish than a rebel. He that shall be slain on the side of law and order is a true martyr before God, earning eternal bliss; he that perishes on the side of rebellion is doomed eternally to hell. Such times are these that a prince shall win heaven by bloodshed sooner than others by prayer…

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Luther is Shit

I am like ripe shit and the world is a gigantic asshole.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Lying for Jesus

What harm would it do, if a man told a good strong lie for the sake of the good and for the Christian church… a lie out of necessity, a useful lie, a helpful lie, such lies would not be against God, he would accept them.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Martin Luther on the Treatment of Jews

1. First… set fire to their synagogues and schools and… bury and cover with dirt whatever will not burn, so that no man will ever again see a stone or cinder of them…
2. Second, I advise that their houses also be razed and destroyed…
3. Third, I advise that all their prayer books and Talmudic writings, in which such idolatry, lies, cursing and blaspheming are taught, be taken from them…
4. Fourth, I advise their rabbis be forbidden to teach henceforth on pain of loss of life and limb…
5. Fifth, I advise that safe conduct on the highways be completely abolished for the Jews…
6. Sixth, I advise that usury be prohibited to them and that all cash and treasure of silver and gold be taken from them and put aside for safekeeping.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

On Copernicus

People give ear to an upstart astrologer [Copernicus] who strove to show that the earth revolves, not the heavens or the firmament, the sun and the moon. Whoever wishes to appear clever must devise some new system, which of all systems is, of course, the very best. This fool wishes to reverse the entire science of astronomy.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

As usual, a Christian pontificates on science that he knows absolutely nothing about. Luther is such an ignorant boor. I can’t understand how anyone could revere him.

Reason = Enemy

Reason is the enemy of faith.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Reason = Whore

Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Trample Reason

Faith must trample under foot all reason, sense and understanding.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Reason and logic have made the modern world possible. I find astounding that the church has been so successful in persuading Christians to give it up. Perhaps their trick is getting the marks to distrust it only when it counters church teaching.

Virgin Birth = Crap

We Christians seem fools to the world for believing that Mary was the true mother of this child [Jesus] and nevertheless a pure virgin. For this is not only against all reason, but also against the creation of God, who said to Adam and Eve, Be fruitful and multiply.

~ Martin Luther (1483-11-10 1546-02-18 age:62)

Not even Luther believed this silly story. Richard Dawkins explains how this goofy idea of the virgin birth got started with an erroneous translation of a word meaning young woman as virgin. From there, dishonest clerics adjusted other parts of the bible to be consistent with the mistake.

US vs Atheists

Today we are engaged in a final, all-out battle between Communistic Atheism and Christianity.

~ Senator Joseph McCarthy (1908-11-14 1957-05-02 age:48)

Faith Tingles

Faith is a light of such supreme brilliance that it dazzles the mind and darkens all its visions of other realities, but in the end when we become used to the new light, we gain a new view of all reality transfigured and elevated in the light itself.

~ Thomas Merton (1915-01-31 1968-12-10 age:53) a Catholic monk, on how much fun you can have with imagination and self-deception.

Forcing the Commandments on Everyone

If they want to get the Commandments, they’re going to have to get me first.

~ Roy Moore (1947-02-11 age:71) former Alabama Judge, who refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument from his court.

Vote for Christians Only

Worship With Your Vote

~ Roy Moore (1947-02-11 age:71) former Alabama Judge, who refused to remove a Ten Commandments monument from his court.

Only Christianity Legal

Nobody has the right to worship on this planet any other God than Yahweh. And therefore the state does not have the responsibility to defend anybody’s pseudo-right to worship an idol.

~ Joseph Morecraft (1944-10-23 age:73) Chalcedon Presbyterian Church

Atheists are More Moral

It’s a belief in God, it’s a belief that there are eternal consequences for your actions. And I think that a leader that doesn’t have that — a set of core beliefs that help him to make justice an important part of his life and his decisions because he knows that there are eternal consequences — well, that it’s somebody that it’s hard to trust.

~ Father Jonathan Morris (1972-08-22 age:45) (Catholic priest)

Father Morris has this completely backwards. Catholics are the ones you cannot trust because their religious believes lead them into immoral behaviour, not atheists. Look at the statistics. If you compare the most religious states in the USA with the least, or with atheistic countries like Sweden you will find:

• Atheists are less likely to murder.
• Atheists are less likely to commit robbery.
• Atheists are less likely to have an abortion.
• Atheists are less likely to divorce.
• Atheists are less likely to have teen pregnancies.
• Atheists are less likely to beat their wives or children.
• Atheists are more likely to be better educated.
• Atheists are more likely to be financially secure.
• Atheists are less likely to rape children.

Why?

• Catholics believe a magic ceremony called confession erases all the consequences of sin, in particular child rape.
• Christians believe you cannot kill someone. All you can so is send them to heaven or hell a little prematurely.
• Christians officially believe in stone age morality, such as stoning women to death who are not virgins on marriage.
• Atheists base their behaviour on reason, Christians on cherry picking barbarous morality.

Christian Bigotry

I would rather you died as an infant than you lived as an atheist as an adult.

~ a Christian mother

So full of the milk of Christian kindness. This is what Christianity is really all about — making life miserable for others.

Motto

The bible is the only source of truth in the world.

~ motto of a Forth Worth faith based school

That is so wrong and so arrogant. For a start, the bible gets its it wrong every single time it talks about science. It also claims there is nothing true in any of the millions of other books in the libraries and bookstores of the world and available on the Internet. It is disparaging the work of Einstein, Newton, Gandhi and Lincoln as lies.

Demon Theory of Disease

Many diseases are directly caused by demons, while the rest can be traced back to the sin in the garden of Eden.

~ Steve Muscat

Christians Alone Own the World

This is God’s world, not Satan’s. Christians are the lawful heirs, not non-Christians.

~ Gary Kilgore North (1942 age:75) of ICE (Institute of Christian Economics)

I thought Christian economics were summarised in Luke 12:33

Cursing is a Capital Offense

The question eventually must be raised: Is it a criminal offense to take the name of the Lord in vain? When people curse their parents, it unquestionably is a capital crime ( Exodus 21:17 ). The son or daughter is under the lawful jurisdiction of the family. The integrity of the family must be maintained by the threat of death. Clearly, cursing God (blasphemy) is a comparable crime and is therefore a capital crime ( Leviticus 24:16 ).

~ Gary Kilgore North (1942 age:75) Christian Reconstructionist

No Religion Liberty, Except for Christians

So let us be blunt: we must use the doctrine of religious liberty to gain independence for Christian schools until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy in constructing a Bible-based social, political and religious order which finally denies the religious liberties of the enemies of God.

~ Gary Kilgore North (1942 age:75) Christian Reconstructionist, Ron Paul’s campaign manager

Only Christians Should Be Allowed To Vote

The long-term goal of Christians in politics should be to gain exclusive control over the franchise [the right to vote]. Those who refuse to submit publicly to the eternal sanctions of God by submitting to His Church’s public marks of the covenant — baptism and holy communion — must be denied citizenship, just as they were in ancient Israel.

~ Gary Kilgore North (1942 age:75) Christian Reconstructionist

I thought Christian economics were summarised in Luke 12:33

Smash Their Heads In

The fifth and by far the most important reason is that stoning is literally a means of crushing the murderer’s head by means of a rock, which is symbolic of God. This is analogous to the crushing of the head of the serpent in Genesis 3:15. This symbolism testifies to the final victory of God over all the hosts of Satan. Stoning is therefore integral to the commandment against murder.

~ Gary Kilgore North (1942 age:75) Christian Reconstructionist

Faith Admits Doubt

You know, my faith is one that admits some doubt.

~ Barack Obama (1961-08-04 age:56)

Friend Like This

I opposed the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996. It should be repealed and I will vote for its repeal on the Senate floor. I will also oppose any proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban gays and lesbians from marrying.

~ Barack Obama (1961-08-04 age:56)

He is worse than other Christian bigots because he pretended to favour gay civil rights. He has done nothing for equal gay rights. He even appealed the nullification of don’t Ask don’t Tell after claiming he wanted to abolish DADT (Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell).

Guess Who Endorses Human Sacrifice?

I believe in the redemptive death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

~ Barack Obama (1961-08-04 age:56), Interview in Christianity Today, 2008-01-22

I find it deeply disturbing that someone who indulges in wishful thinking and delusion has his finger on a button that could end most of life on earth.

Accepting the Universe

I accept the universe.

~ Sarah Margaret Fuller Ossoli (1810-05-23 1850-06-19 age:40) As quoted in The Varieties of Religious Experience by William James

Gad! She’d better. — response of Thomas Carlyle

Helpless Women

I’m an old-fashioned woman. Men should take care of women and if men were taking care of women today, we wouldn’t have to vote.

~ Kay O’Connor Republican state senator in Kansas

Forced Baptism

Waterboarding is how we baptise terrorists.

~ Sarah Palin (1964-02-11 age:54)

Sarah’s Appointment with Jesus

I think I will see Jesus come back in my lifetime.

~ Sarah Palin (1964-02-11 age:54)

Expel Those who Believe is Religious Freedom

Anybody that believes in separation of church and state needs to leave right now.

~ Star Parker (1956-11-24 age:61) founder of Coalition on Urban Renewal & Education

She has forgotten she repeatedly swore allegiance to the US constitution. She is violating her oath.

Presidential Candidate Demonstrates Scientific Ignorance

Well, first I thought it was a very inappropriate question, you know, for the presidency to be decided on a scientific matter. I think it’s a theory… the theory of evolution and I don’t accept it as a theory. But I think the creator that I know, you know created us, every one of us and created the universe and the precise time and manner and all. I just don’t think we’re at the point where anybody has absolute proof on either side.

~ Ron Paul (1935-08-20 age:82)

How aggressively ignorant! The word theory in science does not mean a wild guess with no evidence. It is more like music theory or the theory of gravity, a set of rules that explains behaviour. And this man imagines he is competent to solve the energy crisis when he does not even understand where oil comes from.

Freedom From Religion

Americans do not have freedom from religion.

~ Rick Perry (1950-03-04 age:68)

You can believe whatever you want, so long as you believe in a sky fairy.

God Hates Everyone Fred Hates

You telling these miserable, Hell-bound, bath house-wallowing, anal-copulating fags [not frogs as I first read it] that God loves them!? You have bats in the belfry!

~ Fred Phelps (1929-11-13 2014-03-19 age:84) of GodHatesFags.com

God Tortures Non-Bigots

Hear the word of the LORD, America, fag-enablers are worse than the fags themselves and will be punished in the everlasting lake of fire!

~ Fred Phelps (1929-11-13 2014-03-19 age:84) of GodHatesFags.com

Gross-out Fred

The red on that flag [gay rights rainbow flag] stands for fag rectal blood.

~ Fred Phelps (1929-11-13 2014-03-19 age:84) of GodHatesFags.com

I wonder what Freud would have said about that. Phelps is arguably the most hateful person who ever lived. He is on his death bed. The only way he could be that anti-gay is if he were gay himself and needed to generate the vitriol to hold himself in check. Hebrews 10:30 says that vengeance belongs to god, not Fred Phelps. He will have some ’splainin to do.

Phelps Blamed the Military

American Veterans are to blame for the fag takeover of this nation. They have the power in their political lobby to influence the zeitgeist, get the fags out of the military and back in the closet where they belong!

~ Fred Phelps (1929-11-13 2014-03-19 age:84) of GodHatesFags.com

Phelps Recommends Castration

If you got to castrate your miserable self with a piece of rusty barb wire, do it.

~ Fred Phelps (1929-11-13 2014-03-19 age:84) of GodHatesFags.com

Miracle Water

You have seen or heard testimonials of thousands of people who have received a Miracle breakthrough in their life Spiritually, Physically and Financially through the Miracle Spring Water!

~ Peter Popoff (1946-07-02 age:71) He went bankrupt in 1987 after James Randi and Steve Shaw debunked his methods by showing that instead of receiving information about audience members from supernatural sources, he received it through his wife, via an in-ear receiver. He is back at his old con games.

Christians Oppose Rights for Gays

When the Christian majority takes over this country, there will be no satanic churches, no more free distribution of pornography, no more talk of rights for homosexuals. After the Christian majority takes control, pluralism will be seen as immoral and evil and the state will not permit anybody the right to practice evil.

~ Gary Potter of Catholics for Christian Political Action

Taken literally he seems more concerned about free porn competing with his for-pay porn company than he is about porn itself.

Gay Pride Parades

Gay pride parades hold one purpose, to mock Christians. These parades exist to offend and intimidate and they should be outlawed as hate speech.

~ Senator Jason Rapert (1972 age:45) Republican Arkansas

I lead the first gay pride parade in Vancouver BC. We were protesting the automatic firing of gays. It had nothing to do with Christianity. However, my followers were terrified of Christians. They fully expected to be attacked with two by fours if not killed. Hate speech is calling for the harm, expulsion or murder of some group. Christians do this every day calling for the murder of gays. I have never seen anything calling for beating up or killing Christians at a gay pride parade. Of course we mock you. You beg for mockery with your silly medieval superstitions. But that is not hate speech. We are just inviting you to join the 21st century. We want you to grow up, not die.

Kicking God Out Of Schools

As we kick God out of our schools, governments and every day life, he lifts his protection, then we wonder why things go terribly wrong. May God have mercy upon our souls.

~ Razorbone

How could anyone kick your god out of schools? I thought he was supposed to be omnipresent. What you want is forced indoctrination of children of non-Christians with stories from the Christian bible, a book of horrors most unsuitable for children. You are complaining about freedom of religion for others. You want it only for yourself. If you must indoctrinate other people’s children, don’t expect the state to do it for you. The majority considers that an evil thing to do.

President is a Nutcase

For the first time ever, everything is in place for the Battle of Armageddon and the Second Coming of Christ.

~ Ronald Reagan (1911-02-06 2004-06-05 age:93)

I still find it unbelievable that Americans were so suicidal as to put a doddering man with delusions like that in charge of its nuclear weapons.

Reagan Misunderstands the Function of Trees

A tree’s a tree. How many more do you need to look at?

~ Ronald Reagan (1911-02-06 2004-06-05 age:93)

Separation of Church and State

The wall of separation between church and state is a metaphor based on bad history, a metaphor which has proved useless as a guide to judging. It should be frankly and explicitly abandoned.

~ William Rehnquist (1924-10-01 2005-09-03 age:80) Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court

Citation Research Ignores Evidence

Verbal inspiration guarantees that these writings as original and miraculous as given are infallible and completely authoritative on all matters with which they deal free from error of any sort, scientific and historical as well as moral and theological.

~ Institute for Citation Research

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

Be Rude To Episcopalians

You say you’re supposed to be nice to the Episcopalians and the Presbyterians and the Methodists and this, that and the other thing. Nonsense. I don’t have to be nice to the spirit of the Antichrist. I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don’t have to be nice to them.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), The 700 Club television program, 1991-01-14.

Christian Coup

We have enough votes to run the country. And when the people say, We’ve had enough, we are going to take over.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), speech given to the 1980-04 Washington for Jesus rally, quoted from Robert Boston, The Most Dangerous Man in America, p. 29.

Christians = Jews in Concentration Camps

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different… More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) Christian Coalition

Christians Must Rule

There will never be peace until God’s house and God’s people are given their rightful place of leadership at the top of the world. How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists, oppressive dictators, greedy money changers, revolutionary assassins, adulterers and homosexuals are on top… there is absolutely no way that government can operate successfully unless led by godly men and women operating under the laws of the God of Jacob.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) in his 1991 book The New World Order.

Christians Rule!

Individual Christians are the only ones really — and Jewish people, those who trust God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob — are the only ones that are qualified to have the reign because hopefully, they will be governed by God and submit to Him.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), The 700 Club television program, 1985-01-11, defending his stance that only Christians and Jews are fit to hold public office.

Denying the Constitution

There is no such thing as separation of church and state in the Constitution. It is a lie of the Left and we are not going to take it anymore.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), address to his American Center for Law and Justice, 1993-11. Let’s see, now: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. How could the prohibition against Congress making laws respecting an establishment of religion be anything but the separation of church and state?

Homosexual = Satanist

When lawlessness is abroad in the land, the same thing will happen here that happened in Nazi Germany. Many of those people involved with Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals — the two things seem to go together.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), The 700 Club television program, 1993-01-21

He is ignoring the facts that the Nazis killed homosexuals as ruthlessly as they did Jews and that Satanism emerged with Anton Szandor LaVey.

Islamic Slavers

The Islamic people, the Arabs, were the ones who captured Africans, put them in slavery and sent them to America as slaves. Why would the people in America want to embrace the religion of slavers.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) Christian Coalition

Even more puzzling is the embrace of Christianity, the religion of American slaveowners they imposed on their slaves.

Kill the Infidels

The strategy against the American radical left should be the same as General Douglas MacArthur employed against the Japanese in the Pacific… bypass their strongholds, then surround them, isolate them bombard them, then blast the individuals out of their power bunkers with hand-to-hand combat. The battle for Iwo Jima was not pleasant, but our troops won it. The battle to regain the soul of America won’t be pleasant either, but we will win it.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), Pat Robertson’s Perspective, 1992-04

Lying with Abandon

[Planned Parenthood] is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism — everything that the Bible condemns.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) Christian Coalition

One Man ≠ One Vote

I think one man, one vote; just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent now, a minority and they need and have a right to demand a protection of their rights.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88), The 700 Club television program, 1992-04-18, suggesting that South African white people’s votes ought to count more than other votes because they are in the minority.

Pat Robertson’s Paranoid Fantasy

[Homosexuals] want to come into churches and disrupt church services and throw blood all around and try to give people AIDS and spit in the face of ministers.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) Christian Coalition

However, even if they wanted to, they don’t do it.

Revive Female Slavery

I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife and that’s the way it is, period.

~ Pat Robertson (1930-03-22 age:88) Christian Coalition

Compassion

The problem with Christianity is it convinces people they are compassionate without giving them the tools to actually be so.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)

Why I Hate Christians

Christians are dishonest as Donald Trump. They are compulsive liars. They will never admit they are lying. For example, a Christian will tell you the bible is inerrant, perfectly accurate in every detail, without any inconsistency because it was written by a deity. You point out to them some of the glaring inconsistencies in the gospels. Then they try to tell you these are not inconsistencies, or they are so minor they don’t count. The bible gives two different dates for Jesus’s birth, at least a decade apart. This ostensibly does not violate the perfection. They refuse to admit they cannot have it both ways. Either the bible is perfect or very approximate.

Any time the topic of evolution comes up, they tell you nothing but lies, trying to create a false picture of what science says.

~ Roedy (1948-02-04 age:70)

Beat Your Kids

Better a pink bottom than a black soul.

~ Lester Roloff (1914-06-28 1982-11-02 age:68) Texas Homes for Wayward Youth

Roloff opened a chain of homes for wayward youth in the state of Texas; he was later jailed in 1973 and again in 1975 for child abuse due to the punitive punishment techniques used in his homes. He would have been finished had he not of been specifically given permission to re-open his homes by Governor George W. Bush.

The Bad Old Days

In colonial New England, the covenantal concept of church and state was applied. Everyone went to church, but only a limited number had voting rights in the church and therefore the state because there was a coincidence of church membership and citizenship. The others were no less believers, but the belief was that only the responsible must be given responsibility. One faith, one law and one standard of justice did not mean democracy. The heresy of democracy has since then worked havoc in church and state and it has worked towards reducing society to anarchy.

~ Rousas John Rushdoony (1916-04-25 2001-02-08 age:84) Director of the Rutherford Institute, founder of the Christian Reconstructionists, a group who have gained control of the manufacturing of the majority of electronic voting machines. The Institutes of Biblical Law. He believed democracy should end and be replaced by a theocracy, where Christian Reconstructionists interpreted the will of God for everyone else.

Use Violence to Destroy Democracy

In winning a nation to the gospel, the sword as well as the pen must be used. Democracy is a heresy against God!

~ Rousas John Rushdoony (1916-04-25 2001-02-08 age:84) Director of the Rutherford Institute, founder of the Christian Reconstructionists, a group who have gained control of the manufacturing of the majority of electronic voting machines. He believed democracy should end and be replaced by a theocracy, where Christian Reconstructionists interpreted the will of God for everyone else.

Fantasy Worries

If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual [Gay] sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything!

~ Rick Santorum (1958-05-10 age:59) Republican senator from Pennsylvania

There no way the courts will ever give strangers the right to invade your home and have sex. That is just crazy imagining.

Die You Pig

Oh, you’re one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How’s that? Why don’t you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.

~ Michael Savage (1942-03-31 age:76) née Michael Alan Weiner, on live TV.

Christian Book Burning

It would be good for religion if many books that seem useful were destroyed. When there were not so many books and not so many arguments and disputes, religion grew more quickly than it has since.

~ Girolamo Savonarola (1452-09-21 1498-05-23 age:45)

I am God

Whoever excommunicates me, excommunicates God.

~ Girolamo Savonarola (1452-09-21 1498-05-23 age:45)

Plato Is In Hell

The only good thing that we owe to Plato and Aristotle is that they brought forward many arguments which we can use against the heretics. Yet they and other philosophers are now in hell.

~ Girolamo Savonarola (1452-09-21 1498-05-23 age:45)

The World Will end Before 1500

The sword of the Lord will descend on the Earth swiftly and soon!

~ Girolamo Savonarola (1452-09-21 1498-05-23 age:45)

Freedom of Religion, But Only For Christians

Should you let Muslims build a Mosque in your neighbourhood?

~ Diane Sawyer (1945-12-22 age:72), ABC TV news anchor, Roman Catholic bigot, wife of Mike Nichols (I kid you not).

She does not seem to realise the constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion apply to all religions, not just Christianity.

Christian = Fool

Devout Christians are destined to be regarded as fools in modern society. We are fools for Christ’s sake. We must pray for courage to endure the scorn of the sophisticated world.

~ Justice Antonin Scalia (1936-03-11 2016-02-13 age:79) adding that the word cretin is derived from the French word for Christian, in a speech at the Mississippi College School of Law 1996-04-09, quoted from James Dobson, Was America a Christian Nation? 1996

The Devil

What happened to the devil? He used to be all over the New Testament… He got wilier.

~ Justice Antonin Scalia (1936-03-11 2016-02-13 age:79) 2013-10-06

Sex For Pleasure is Disgusting

I would like to outlaw contraception… contraception is disgusting — people using each other for pleasure.

~ Joseph Scheidler (1927-09-07 age:90) Pro-Life Action League

Given that on average only twice in a lifetime does sex result in a child, the rest of the time was for pleasure.

Laura Babbles Incoherently

I want to coin a phrase here and I don’t mind help. What would be the communication version of ethnic cleansing? Because that’s what in particular the homosexual activists try to do.

~ Laura Schlessinger (1947-01-16 age:71)

Gay activists try to get bigots like Schlessinger to refrain from cheerleading gay bashing. Schlessinger is the one trying to kill people.

Al Sharpton

I believe science proves there is a god.

~ Reverend Al Sharpton (1954-10-03 age:63)

This could not be true or else most scientists would be Christians. Just a tiny minority believe the twaddle Sharpton peddles. If this were true, Christians would be able to cite the evidence. They cannot. Sharpton just made this up out of wishful thinking. In other words he lied through his teeth, something he is well known for in other contexts. Wishing does not make something so. Believing does not make something so.

Now Is the End, The End of the World

Genesis 8:22 As long as the earth endures, seed time and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, will never cease. I believe [without evidence] that is the infallible word of God and that’s the way it is going to be for his creation. The earth will end only when God declares its time to be over. Man will not destroy this earth. This earth will not be destroyed by a flood.

~ John Shimkus (1958-02-21 age:60) Republican Representative for Illinois, 2009-03 at a House Energy Subcommittee on Energy and Environment hearing.

Even if you take this biblical prediction seriously, it has the loophole of allowing Yahweh the option of merely wiping out billions of humans (and 95% of its species as has happened a number of times before in global extinction events). Mr. Shimkus conveniently ignores that fact this verse contradicts all of Revelation and the end-times prophesies. It also allows Yahweh the loophole of vaporizing the entire planet in some cosmic collision.

Ban Atheists From Holding Office

Atheistic secular humanists should be removed from office and Christians should be elected… Government and true Christianity are inseparable.

~ Robert Simonds Citizens for Excellence in Education

Destroy the School System

We’ll take away their power and their money. Money comes from students. We’ll break their backs by taking 24 million kids out of the public schools.

~ Robert Simonds Citizens for Excellence in Education

Stopping Christians from Imposing Their Religion Is Unfair

As the church watches from the sidelines, the ungodly elect atheists and homosexuals to school boards and legislatures to enact policies and laws that destroy our Christian children and discriminate against Christian families.

~ Robert Simonds Citizens for Excellence in Education

All Religions are Good

Of course, one cannot declare that only my faith is correct and all other faiths are not. Of course, God is endlessly multi-dimensional so every religion that exists on earth represents some face, some side of God. One must not have any negative attitude to any religion but nonetheless the depth of understanding God and the depth of applying God’s commandments is different in different religions. In this sense we have to admit that Protestantism has brought everything down only to faith. Calvinism says that nothing depends on man, that faith is already predetermined. Also in its sharp protest against Catholicism, Protestantism rushed to discard together with ritual all the mysterious, the mythical and mystical aspects of the Faith. In that sense it has impoverished religion.

~ Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn (1918-12-11 2008-08-03 age:89)

If anybody was abandoned by god, it was Solzhenitsyn. However, his Stalinist tormenters were atheist, so I guess he felt the enemies of his enemies must be his friends.

Animal Cruelty leads to Cruelty to Humans

If you have men who will exclude any of God’s creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men.

~ St Francis of Assisi (1181 1226-10-03 age:45)

God Bless Hitler

God has given us Hitler.

~ Archbishop Stepinac (1898-05-08 1960-02-10 age:61) of the Catholic church

Prosperity Handkerchief

The Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief is a cloth that I, Don Stewart, have personally prayed over, blessed and anointed. I believe the prayer cloth is a Touch Point of Hope to help people release their faith because, all things are possible to him that believeth. Mark 9:23. Thousands of people around the world who have used the Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief have given inspiring testimonies of the miracles of healing, prosperity and spiritual salvation. The Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief is a cloth that I, Don Stewart, have personally prayed over, blessed and anointed. I believe the prayer cloth is a Touch Point of Hope to help people release their faith because, all things are possible to him that believeth. Mark 9:23. Thousands of people around the world who have used the Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief have given inspiring testimonies of the miracles of healing, prosperity and spiritual salvation.

~ Don Stewart (1938-10-25 age:79) televangelist at Power & Mercy

Bigot’s View Of AIDS

AIDS is a racial disease of Jews and Niggers and fortunately it is wiping out the queers. I guess God hates queers for several reasons. There is one big reason to be against queers and that is because every time some white boy is seduced by a queer into becoming a queer, means his white bloodline has run out.

~ J. B. Stoner (1924-04-13 2005-04-23 age:81)

Racist’s View Of AIDS

We had lost the fight for the preservation of the white race until God himself intervened in earthly affairs with AIDS to rescue and preserve the white race that he had created… I praise God all the time for AIDS.

~ J. B. Stoner (1924-04-13 2005-04-23 age:81)

Jesus’ Male Lover

And thus they come into Bethany and a certain, woman whose brother had died, was there. And coming she prostrated herself before Jesus and sayeth unto him, Son of David have mercy on me. But the disciples rebuked her.

And Jesus, being angered, went off with her into the garden where the tomb was and straightway a great cry was heard from the tomb.

And going near, Jesus rolled away the stone from the door of the tomb. And straightway, going in where the youth was, he stretched forth his hand and raised him, seizing his hand.

But the youth, looking upon him, loved him and began to beseech him that he might be with him. And going out of the tomb they came into the house of the youth, for he was rich.

And after six days, Jesus told him what to do and in the evening the youth comes to him, wearing a linen cloth over nakedness. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the Kingdom of God. And thence arising, he returned to the other side of the Jordan.

~ suppressed part of the Gospel of Mark

Cause of Incest

Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.

~ Jimmy Swaggart (1935-03-15 age:83)

Who is more likely to get their sister pregnant, someone who knows the consequences of sex or someone who does not?

Christian View of Media that Feed Them

The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that. Also, will they believe what the Media says, considering that its aim is to steal, kill and destroy?

~ Jimmy Swaggart (1935-03-15 age:83)

Satan Invented Evolution

Evolution is a bankrupt speculative philosophy, not a scientific fact. Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it… Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.

~ Jimmy Swaggart (1935-03-15 age:83)

When one is confronted with facts, silly superstitions like Yahweh fall away. But evolution is not Satanic. Satan is a Christian fantasy. Further, evolution is an established fact. The evolutionary theory is like music theory or the theory of gravity. It does not in the least imply it is just a hunch.

Christian Coup

There is going to be war, [and Christians may be called to] take up the sword to overthrow the tyrannical regime that oppresses them.

~ Randall Terry (1959-04-25 age:59) of Operation Rescue

In this war, whom does he plan to kill? Anyone who does not agree with him 100%? This bird belongs in a institution for the criminally insane. The truly amusing thing is this homicidal maniac bills himself as pro-life.

Christians Plan To Kill Non Christians

When I, or people like me, are running the country, you’d better flee because we will find you, we will try you and we’ll execute you. I mean every word of it. I will make it part of my mission to see to it that they are tried and executed.

~ Randall Terry (1959-04-25 age:59) of Operation Rescue

So he admits to being a terrorist. That’s even crazier than an Islamic fundamentalist.

Goal: a Christian Nation

Our goal must be simple. We must have a Christian nation built on God’s law, on the ten Commandments. No apologies.

~ Randall Terry (1959-04-25 age:59) of Operation Rescue

So he admits to wanting to overthrow the government. How is he any different from an Islamic fundamentalist?

Hate Christians, Hate

I want you to just let a wave of intolerance wash over you. I want you to let a wave of hatred wash over you. Yes, hate is good… Our goal is a Christian nation. We have a Biblical duty, we are called by God, to conquer this country. We don’t want equal time. We don’t want pluralism.

~ Randall Terry (1959-04-25 age:59) of Operation Rescue, Founder of Operation Rescue, The News-Sentinel, Fort Wayne, Indiana. 1993-08-16

No Birth Control

I don’t think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like — and if you have babies, you have babies.

~ Randall Terry (1959-04-25 age:59) of Operation Rescue

There is no other way to sell their idiotic religion that forcing on infants to underdeveloped to see it for the nonsense it is.

Cannibal Christians

Any woman who swallows semen in the course of oral sex is guilty of committing cannibalism.

~ Tertullian (160 AD 220 AD age:60) founder of western theology

Tertulian believed that semen has a soul. He did not know of the existence of sperm cells. This unfounded assumption is not so strange as it sounds; there is no evidence there are souls inhabiting eggs, fetuses or adult humans either.

Christianity on Women

Woman is a temple built over a sewer; the gateway to the devil.

~ Tertullian (160 AD 220 AD age:60)

Enjoying the Suffering of the Damned

At that greatest of all spectacles, that last and eternal judgment how shall I admire, how laugh, how rejoice, how exult, when I behold so many proud monarchs groaning in the lowest abyss of darkness; so many magistrates liquefying in fiercer flames than they ever kindled against the Christians; so many sages philosophers blushing in red-hot fires with their deluded pupils; so many tragedians more tuneful in the expression of their own sufferings; so many dancers tripping more nimbly from anguish then ever before from applause.

What a spectacle… when the world… and its many products, shall be consumed in one great flame! How vast a spectacle then bursts upon the eye! What there excites my admiration? What my derision? Which sight gives me joy?

As I see… illustrious monarchs… groaning in the lowest darkness, Philosophers… as fire consumes them! Poets trembling before the judgment-seat of… Christ! I shall hear the tragedians, louder-voiced in their own calamity; view play-actors… in the dissolving flame; behold wrestlers, not in their gymnasia, but tossing in the fiery billows… What inquisitor or priest in his munificence will bestow on you the favor of seeing and exulting in such things as these? Yet even now we in a measure have them by faith in the picturings of imagination.

~ Tertullian (160 AD 220 AD age:60)

Bob Jones Ignores Evidence

revealed truth: That which is revealed in Scripture, whether or not man has scientifically proved it. If it is in the Bible, it is already true without requiring additional proof.

fallacy: that which contradicts God’s revealed truth, no matter how scientific, how commonly believed, or how apparently workable or logical it may seem.

~ Bob Jones University, student text

The creationists have told us that no matter what they see, no matter what the evidence, they are going to give us the same line. I call that confessing to intent to lie. They have admitted to totally closed minds. No matter what they observe, no matter what contradictions exist in the bible, no matter how badly the bible contradicts with fact, they have decided it must be correct, even if it makes no sense whatsoever. Even Jesus coming back, performing miracles and warning them of corrupted verses would not change their mind. Where did this certainty come from? The bible looks like any other book. It had human authors like any other book. It was endlessly manually recopied like any text written before Gutenberg. What magic prevented human error? What evidence do they have that any deity had anything at all to do with its creation? The bible has no supernatural powers, either in itself or by reading aloud its incantations. It is no more magic than Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. They both talk about magic, but neither are magic. Creationism is not just delusion. Creationism is not just pathology. Creationism is an epidemic of contagious mental illness.

The strategy of ignoring all conceivable evidence except scripture would not be so crazy if the bible truly were penned by a deity. That is highly unlikely because:

• Whoever created the universe would know even more about how it works than Stephen Hawking. The people who wrote the bible knew almost nothing. They were so ignorant they thought π was 3, dove blood and animal sacrifice was the best way to cure leprosy, the earth was flat and the stars are holes in a crystal dome.
• The writing quality and consistency, even by human standards, is bad, hardly the work of an inerrant deity.

Homosexuals Cause Floods

The floods [in northern England] are not just a result of a lack of respect for the planet, but also a judgment on society’s moral decadence. The sexual orientation regulations [which give greater rights to gays] are part of a general scene of permissiveness. We are in a situation where we are liable for God’s judgment, which is intended to call us to repentance.

~ The Rt Rev Graham Dow, Bishop of Carlisle (1942-07-04 age:75) Church Of England 2007-07-01 source

It is not just the rabid fundamentalist churches putting out crazy talk. The gay people have always been present. The floods come and go. He did not consider climate change. Scientists predicted the floods.

Mother Theresa Doubting Existence of Yahweh

Answer … no One on Whom I can cling … no, No One. Alone … Where is my Faith … even deep down right in there is nothing, but emptiness & darkness … My God … how painful is this unknown pain … I have no Faith … I dare not utter the words & thoughts that crowd in my heart … & make me suffer untold agony. So many unanswered questions live within me afraid to uncover them … because of the blasphemy … If there be God … please forgive me … When I try to raise my thoughts to Heaven there is such convicting emptiness that those very thoughts return like sharp knives & hurt my very soul. I am told God loves me … and yet the reality of darkness & coldness & emptiness is so great that nothing touches my soul.

~ Mother Theresa (1910-08-26 1997-09-05 age:87) aka Agnesë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu, expressing her doubts about the existence of god.

Mother Theresa, Sadist

There is something beautiful is seeing the poor accept their lot, to suffer like Christ’s passion. The world gains much from their suffering.

~ Mother Theresa (1910-08-26 1997-09-05 age:87) aka Agnesë Gonxhe Bojaxhiu

Mother T fooled the world. People presumed she was egalitarian and compassionate. What was really going on was masochism, where she enjoyed suffering for sufferings sake. She tried to sell this view to everyone else. In the process, she became sadistic, also enjoying the suffering of others for suffering’s sake.

Sodomy is Worse Than Murder

Sodomy is a graver sin than murder. — Unless there is life, there can be no murder.

~ David Charles Trosch (1935-11-29 2012-10-12 age:76) Catholic priest.

This is such a strange statement. Is Mr. Trosch just using rhetorical exaggeration or does he literally mean that sodomy is graver than murder? Even consensual sodomy? Why does he think this way? Mr. Trosch is dead, so we will never know for sure, but we can speculate.

• Mr. Trosch was a Catholic priest and as such, was a member of the world’s largest and oldest paedophile ring. Perhaps he felt that raping a child does not count as sodomy.
• Seriously? He would rather be murdered than screw or be screwed? Perhaps he imagines it is excruciatingly painful. I can assure him from personal experience there is nothing more physically pleasurable than screwing or being screwed. For screwing, the anus grips with the tightness straight men can only fantasise about. For being screwed, God placed the highly erogenous prostate gland in just the right place for stimulation.
• Perhaps he is concerned about strictly following the teachings of Leviticus such as Leviticus 18:22 that says that male-on-male sex is an abomination which means taboo or unclean. It does not mean capital crime. Read the surrounding text e.g. Leviticus 11:9-30 that says eating a shrimp is an abomination or Numbers 15:32-36 that says gathering firewood on Sunday is yet another abomination. We still don’t know why Mr. Trosch cherry picked one particular abomination to fret over.
• He suggests sodomy is wicked because it does not lead to pregnancy. Almost nothing does, shopping, backrubs, eating quiche, going to movies, blow jobs, birth controlled sex… Why single out sodomy? The world already has six times as many people as it can support. The last thing we need is more pregnancy. Further, it is a tad hypocritical for a celibate priest to excoriate others for failing to breed at every opportunity.
• Perhaps Mr. Trosch was gay himself and felt so guilty about it that he magnified that molehill into a mountain. Very few heterosexual men choose celibacy.

Apparently, Mr. Trosch held his views without any reasons for them. In other words, he was bat shit crazy. After all, he also advocated murdering anyone associated with abortion, even aborting a single cell.

Canadian Bigot

I have not meet a single Indian [first nations citizen] whom I consider to have attained even the most glimmering perception of the Christian creed.

~ Joseph Trutch (1826-01-18 1904-03-04 age:78) Chief Commissioner of Land and Works for British Columbia

This lack of Christianity he used to justify confiscating 91% of the land formerly granted by treaty to the indigenous people of BC. To my city, Victoria’s shame, we have a street named after this bigot, as does Vancouver.

Apartheid = Homophobia

We struggled against apartheid because we were being blamed and made to suffer for something we could do nothing about. It is the same with homosexuality. The orientation is a given, not a matter of choice. It would be crazy for someone to choose to be gay, given the homophobia that is present.

~ Bishop Desmond Tutu (1931-10-07 age:86)

Definition of Forgiveness

Forgiveness is abandoning your right to revenge.

~ Bishop Desmond Tutu (1931-10-07 age:86)

Punishment for Being

I can’t for the life of me imagine that God would say, I will punish you because you are black; you should have been white. I will punish you because you are a woman; you should have been a man. I punish you because you are homosexual; you ought to have been heterosexual. I can’t, I can’t for the life of me believe that is how God sees things.

~ Bishop Desmond Tutu (1931-10-07 age:86)

Christianity is Special

They would have us believe that Islam is just as good as Christianity. Christianity was founded by the virgin-born son of God, Jesus Christ. Islam was founded by Muhammad, a demon-possessed paedophile who had 12 wives, the last one of which was a nine-year-old girl.

~ Jerry Vines (1937-09-22 age:80) Southern Baptist Convention

Blind Obedience

Surrendered people obey God’s word, even when it doesn’t make sense.

~ Rick Warren (1954-01-28 age:64) The Purpose Driven Life

This is barking mad. You should not act blindly on your half-assed understanding of what some clown like Rick Warren told you god wants you to do.

Environmentalist Traitors

A left-wing cult dedicated to bringing down the type of government I believe in.

~ James Gaius Watt (1938-01-31 age:80), Secretary of the Interior describing environmentalists

Jesus, the Cleaning Lady

I do not know how many future generations we can count of before the Lord returns.

~ James Gaius Watt (1938-01-31 age:80), Secretary of the Interior, 1981-02-05

Kill the Environmentalists

If the troubles from environmentalists cannot be solved by the jury box or at the ballot box, perhaps the cartridge box should be used.

~ James Gaius Watt (1938-01-31 age:80), Secretary of the Interior

Screw the Environment

We don’t have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand.

~ James Gaius Watt (1938-01-31 age:80), Secretary of the Interior, 1981-02-05

Two Jews and a Cripple

We have every kind of mix you can have. I have a black, I have a woman, two Jews and a cripple.

~ James Gaius Watt (1938-01-31 age:80), Secretary of the Interior, 1983-09-21

Freudian Slip

Deception came easily to me.

~ Rev Stephen Wentworth Midsomer Murders: Death’s Shadow played by Richard Briers (1934-01-14 2013-02-17 age:79)

Stating the Obvious

Homosexuals tend to be preoccupied with sex.

~ Paul Weyrich (1942-10-07 2008-12-18 age:66) one of the founders of the Moral Majority

And straight males are not? You will almost never find a gay male hitting on anyone in the workplace, in a hospital, a police station etc. They usually keep it under wraps until they can flirt without offending straight people. As a gay person myself, I observe that Christians like Mr. Weyrich are far more obsessed with sex between people of the same gender than homosexuals are. For us, it is no big deal. The way heterosexuals create such emotional drama around it seems so childish.

Christianity is Special

The [Supreme] Court, by seeking to equate Christianity with other religions, merely assaults the one faith. The Court in essence is assailing the true God by democratizing the Christian religion.

~ John W. Whitehead (1946 age:71) Rutherford Institute

The amusing thing is this man bills himself as a civil rights lawyer.

Not Widely Known

Let us pray it is not so, or if it is, that it will not become widely known.

~ Wife of the Bishop of Exeter on hearing of Darwin’s theory of the common descent of humans and apes.

Bigot Feels Persecuted

People’s beliefs about marriage are coming under increasing attack and I am concerned about people’s freedom to speak and act upon these beliefs. I am a Christian, not just on a Sunday in church, but in every area of my life — as Jesus expects from his followers.

That’s all I was trying to do and I think it’s quite wrong to punish me for that, especially after enduring over two years of vile abuse and threats. We find this a strange justice in a society that aspires to be increasingly tolerant.

~ Susanne Wilkinson source

Michael Black and John Morgan made a reservation and paid a deposit to stay at the Swiss Bed and Breakfast in Cookham, Berkshire. When they got there, Wilkinson turned them away because they were gay. She is calling for people to be more tolerant of her intolerance. I wonder if she noticed how inconsistent that request was.

Christian Ignorance

Think of it like this you can either choose truth (Biblical Christianity) or error (every other religion and world view including yours).

~ Willpower242

You define truth in a very odd way. You arbitrarily picked out one book of millions written as the arbiter of truth. Other people mean by truth what is so. There is nothing special about the book to deserve this treatment, certainly not accuracy, consistency or writing quality. I have read both the Qur’an and the bible cover to cover. The Qur’an is 100 times better written and more accurate. But you don’t know that because you have never looked. You just assumed based on no evidence the bible is better. You are the epitome of close minded. You feel proud of your ignorance.

Unfair

It’s so unfair!

~ Christian woman

The woman was complaining on the radio a forest fire threatened her barn. What did she mean? That the fire should have attacked someone else’’s barn? That the deity should have redirected the forest fire away from her barn because she was a Christian? Parents may be fair, but the mindless universe has no concern for one’s worthiness when handing out fates. That it is otherwise is a nutty bit of Christian wishful thinking, clearly contrary to observation.

Profitable Church

How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us and our predecessors.

~ Pope Leo X (1475-12-11 1521-12-01 age:45)

Indoctrinating Children

Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.

~ Jesuit Saint Francis Xavier (1506-04-07 1552-12-03 age:46)

Catholic Antisemitism

There is no such thing as the innocent blood of Jewish children. All Jewish blood is guilty, and the Jews must die because that is their punishment for that sin.

~ Pope Pius XII (1876-03-02 1958-10-09 age:82)

This is how he responded to a plea to stop Hitler from exterminating Jewish children. He held a delusion that Jewish children living in the 1940s were responsible for Jesus being condemned to crucifixion.

Popish Logic

Creation took place in time, therefore there is a Creator, therefore God exists.

~ Pope Pius XII (1876-03-02 1958-10-09 age:82) 1951

The big bang did not take place in time. It most likely created time too. Consider that perfectly circular ice islands form in side pockets of winter rivers. Yet they don’t have a creator, unless you consider the water flow to be a creator. Further, I create computer programs, but that does not make me a god. For such an old man, he could really leap to conclusions!

Atheists Don’t Exist

Atheists don’t exist; no person would waste so much of there time discussing God and the Angels without some belief they would have no interest and would shut off. So-called atheists do believe in God and the Angels because the name of God and the Angels is very powerful.

~ WindTalker300 on YouTube

WindTalker? He who speaks through his anus? Are you putting me on? Are you somebody spoofing Christian lunacy?

I put no major effort into curing people with delusions about fairies, trolls or alien invasions… but Christians are quite different. They kill people because of what they imagine Yahweh tells them, including gay people and even their own kids. They despoil the planet. The maltreat other species because they imagine a deity told them to.

To an atheist, whether Yahweh exists is no more of an issue than whether Zeus or fairies exist. The main reason atheists will even discuss such absurd notions is an attempt to break Christians of their filthy habits inspired by their absurd beliefs. Another reason atheists debunk Christianity, is that they despise lies generally, especially lies told to children and the vulnerable. If it were not for the existence of homicidal, delusional Christians and like fanatics, the question of the existence of god would not be worthy of even posing, much less debating. Atheists make a fair sacrifice by humouring addled lunatics like Windtalker300 and his ilk in an attempt to cure them of their god delusion, all without compensation. Psychiatrists get handsomely paid for doing similar work.

Over my life I have often volunteered caring for mental patients. They are far more coherent and connected to reality than the average YouTube Christian debater. Try such volunteering to get a hint of just how utterly wacko you Christians sound to atheists. Christians think some how their rock-like faith in the absurd is totally different from the delusions of other nutcases. They are like conceited Bedlam inmates who imagine their psychiatrists spend time with them to learn the secrets of the universe from the horse’s mouth.

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