Introduction
This is essay is about various proposals for new kinds of
condoms. They don’t yet exist. I am HIV (Human Immuno-deficiency Virus)
+ so I must always use condoms to screw. I hate condoms. They make sex profoundly
unsatisfying. I am circumcised and relatively insensitive which makes it even worse
than it is for other men. I have an idea for a new type of condom that would restore
perhaps 90% of the pleasure. I offer the idea to anyone
with the resources to bring it to fruition. I just want to be able to buy a large
supply of the end product.
The idea should work for both vaginal and anal sex. The proposed condoms would not
be great for oral sex, but they would be a heck of a lot better than what we have now
are.
The best the industry has come up with so far is the thinner Avanti polyurethane
(plastic) condom. It is more impervious to oils and vaseline, but does not improve
sensation all that much. The original version broke four times more frequently than
the latex condom. It was replaced with a thicker version, that was stronger but more
sensation-deadening.
How I Came Up With The Idea
As a teenager, I was very horny and was always
creating new ways to masturbate. One trick I came up with was inserting a gelatin
capsule into the urethra. The moisture in the urethra partly melts the capsule. The
powder inside then seals the urethra. The precum forms ever increasing pressure,
which generates a quite exciting sensation. When you come, the semen cannot escape.
Your body just keeps ejaculating and ejaculating, attempting to empty the seminal
vesicles, but it can’t since the urethra is plugged. The sensations are so
intense they border on pain. You may even pass out.
You eventually have to yank the plug out to stop the ejaculation — too much
of a Good Thing™. Sometimes it can be difficult to remove. The urethra can feel
a little raw for a day or so afterward. Lord knows what it does to the poor
ejaculatory muscles!
High Tech Condom Version 1
One version of the condom would work much like the
gelatin capsule. You want something that guarantees a seal and that is easy and
quick to remove once you have had enough ejaculation.
This is not quite as safe as a regular condom, but it protects the main entry
point in the penis for HIV and it prevents both precum and semen from escaping,
thus protecting the person being screwed, either vaginally or anally. In the long
run, at least for circumcised males, it would save more lives because people would
find fewer excuses not to use it.
High Tech Condom Version 2
Most people would find such a gelatin capsule-like
device far too intense. So for sane people, how would their version of a high tech
condom work? It would look like a regular condom, but very tiny. You would
glue it onto the tip of the penis so that it just covered the
urethra opening. The rest of the penis would be bare and fully able to enjoy the
sensations. The mini-condom would act like a tiny balloon to collect both precum and
semen. You could ejaculate normally since the balloon would provide only a little
back pressure. The trick is to find a suitable glue that binds to both skin and latex
(or whatever you make the balloon of), like crazy glue, without causing irritation.
The balloon could be quite thick and strong making it safe for repeated, rough
anal sex. The thickness does little to detract from sensations since only the very
tip of the penis is inside it. It should not be too hard to arrange that any bending
of the balloon would be reflected internally to specifically stimulate the tip.
Getting the version 1 Condom On
You could put
the condom on many hours before you needed it, unlike a regular condom. You would
need good light to do it, to ensure the entire tip of the urethra were properly
covered.
Getting the version 2 Condom Off
Pun Intended.
For repeated ejaculations you could just leave the condom on. Unlike a regular
condom, there is no danger of spilling the contents once you lose your erection. To
pee, you would have to remove the condom. If it is glued on, how would you get it
off? I had three ideas.
- Use some special chemical that dissolves the glue or dissolves the latex. You
apply this far away from the anus or vagina you were screwing so there is no danger
of spilling. This has to be non-irritating to skin.
- Snip the tip off with a pair of scissors, but leave the rim of the condom glued
in place. In a few days the skin naturally sloughs off, dropping the rim with
it.
- Use a more or less permanent rim mount glued to the tip of the penis. You
attach or detach little balloons to that mounting rim.
Other Problems
For uncircumcised males there is considerable delicate skin
normally covered by the prepuce that the mini-condom would not protect.
You must be very careful when gluing the condom on that it completely covers the
urethral opening. Perhaps the condom could have a centering guide that fits into the
urethra to ensure it is completely covered.
High Tech Condom Version 3
Yet another device would be a little inflatable
bulb. You insert it, squeeze in a bulb-full of air and it inflates a bit and
self-seals with a one-way valve. To remove the condom, you puncture the bulb with
something similar to a semi-flexible bicycle pump pin.
IT may need small fins to help hold it in place.
It could have a short tube covering the very tip-end of the penis with a very thin
flexible rounded plastic (about 1/2" in diameter, counting the tube) to avoid it
getting pushed too far inside and also to prevent the penis from being injured
during the bulb-puncturing. The thin plastic tip would act as an extra stimulation
point for the partner.
The real drawback is what side-effects it might have with repeated use. Doubtless
less severe side-effects than repeated bareback sex, however!
Summary
This may sound like a whacky idea, but there are millions of very
horny people out in the world who can’t stand condoms. We would put up with
almost any inconvenience or expense to be able to safely fuck our brains out with
bareback sex. If you have any contacts with people who could realise this invention,
please pass this web page onto them. If you want one of these condoms let the
manufacturers (Trojan,
Durex
(Sheik/Avanti/Ramses), Titan, Mayer
Labs (Kimono/Maxx) and LifeStyles) know.
I emailed the Lifestyles people. They said they were not interested. I snail
mailed Durex and the mail came back undeliverable since the address on Durex condoms
is incomplete. I emailed the Durex people as well. The emailed me back that
"Whilst we have looked at this type of contraceptive device in the past and
rejected it, we are always looking to see how we can adapt technology for new
products.". They did not elaborate on why they rejected the idea.
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