Introduction
This is essay is about various proposals for new kinds of condoms. They don’t yet exist. I am HIV+ so I must
always use condoms to screw. I hate condoms. They make sex profoundly unsatisfying. I am circumcised and relatively
insensitive which makes it even worse than it is for other men. I have an idea for a new type of condom that would
restore perhaps 90% of the pleasure. I offer the idea to anyone with the resources to
bring it to fruition. I just want to be able to buy a large supply of the end product.
The idea should work for both vaginal and anal sex. The proposed condoms would not be great for oral sex, but they would
be a heck of a lot better than what we have now are.
The best the industry has come up with so far is the thinner Avanti polyurethane (plastic) condom. It is more impervious
to oils and vaseline, but does not improve sensation all that much. The original version broke four times more
frequently than the latex condom. It was replaced with a thicker version, that was stronger but more sensation-deadening.
How I Came Up With The Idea
As a teenager, I was very horny, and was always creating new ways to masturbate. One trick I came up with was inserting
a gelatin capsule into the urethra. The moisture in the urethra partly melts the capsule. The powder inside then seals
the urethra. The precum forms ever increasing pressure, which generates a quite exciting sensation. When you come, the
semen cannot escape. Your body just keeps ejaculating and ejaculating, attempting to empty the seminal vesicles, but it
can’t since the urethra is plugged. The sensations are so intense they border on pain. You may even pass out.
You eventually have to yank the plug out to stop the ejaculation — too much of a good thing. Sometimes it can be
difficult to remove. The urethra can feel a little raw for a day or so afterward. Lord knows what it does to the poor
ejaculatory muscles!
High Tech Condom Version 1
One version of the condom would work much like the gelatin capsule. You want something that guarantees a seal, and that
is easy and quick to remove once you have had enough ejaculation.
This is not quite as safe as a regular condom, but it protects the main entry point in the penis for HIV, and it
prevents both precum and semen from escaping, thus protecting the person being screwed, either vaginally or anally. In
the long run, at least for circumcised males, it would save more lives because people would find fewer excuses not to
use it.
High Tech Condom Version 2
Most people would find such a gelatin capsule-like device far too intense. So for sane people, how would their version
of a high tech condom work? It would look like a regular condom, but very tiny. You would glue it onto the tip of
the penis so that it just covered the urethra opening. The rest of the penis would be bare and fully able to enjoy the
sensations. The mini-condom would act like a tiny balloon to collect both precum and semen. You could ejaculate normally
since the balloon would provide only a little back pressure. The trick is to find a suitable glue that binds to both
skin and latex (or whatever you make the balloon of), like crazy glue, without causing irritation.
The balloon could be quite thick and strong making it safe for repeated, rough anal sex. The thickness does little to
detract from sensations since only the very tip of the penis is inside it. It should not be too hard to arrange that any
bending of the balloon would be reflected internally to specifically stimulate the tip.
Getting the Version 1 Condom On
You could put the condom on many hours before you needed it, unlike a regular condom. You would need good light to do it,
to ensure the entire tip of the urethra were properly covered.
Getting the Version 2 Condom Off
Pun Intended. For repeated ejaculations you could just leave the condom on. Unlike a regular condom, there is no danger
of spilling the contents once you lose your erection. To pee, you would have to remove the condom. If it is glued on,
how would you get it off? I had three ideas.
- Use some special chemical that dissolves the glue or dissolves the latex. You apply this far away from the anus or
vagina you were screwing so there is no danger of spilling. This has to be non-irritating to skin.
- Snip the tip off with a pair of scissors, but leave the rim of the condom glued in place. In a few days the skin
naturally sloughs off, dropping the rim with it.
- Use a more or less permanent rim mount glued to the tip of the penis. You attach or detach little balloons to that
mounting rim.
Other Problems
For uncircumcised males there is considerable delicate skin normally covered by the prepuce that the mini-condom would
not protect.
You must be very careful when gluing the condom on that it completely covers the urethral opening. Perhaps the condom
could have a centering guide that fits into the urethra to ensure it is completely covered.
High Tech Condom Version 3
Yet another device would be a little inflatable bulb. You insert it, squeeze in a bulb-full of air, and it inflates a
bit and self-seals with a one-way valve. To remove the condom, you puncture the bulb with something similar to a semi-flexible
bicycle pump pin.
IT may need small fins to help hold it in place.
It could have a short tube covering the very tip-end of the penis with a very thin flexible rounded plastic (about 1/2"
in diameter, counting the tube) to avoid it getting pushed too far inside, and also to prevent the penis from being
injured during the bulb-puncturing. The thin plastic tip would act as an extra stimulation point for the partner.
The real drawback is what side-effects it might have with repeated use. Doubtless less severe side-effects than repeated
bareback sex, however!
Summary
This may sound like a whacky idea, but there are millions of very horny people out in the world who can’t stand
condoms. We would put up with almost any inconvenience or expense to be able to safely fuck our brains out with bareback
sex. If you have any contacts with people who could realise this invention, please pass this web page onto them. If you
want one of these condoms let the manufacturers (Trojan, Durex
(Sheik/Avanti/Ramses), Titan, Mayer Labs (Kimono/Maxx) and LifeStyles)
know.
I emailed the Lifestyles people. They said they were not interested. I snail mailed Durex, and the mail came back
undeliverable since the address on Durex condoms is incomplete. I emailed the Durex people as well. The emailed me back
that "Whilst we have looked at this type of contraceptive device in the past and rejected it, we are always
looking to see how we can adapt technology for new products.". They did not elaborate on why they rejected the
idea.
by Roedy Green ©1997-2009 Canadian Mind Products
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