To view this page, you should have the most recent Java installed
32-bit JRE (Java Runtime Environment) 1.8.0_20.
This Applet will run online in your browser, but it is a hybrid you
can also download, install and run it on your own machine as standalone
application. It will start and run faster if you do that. It will also
work safely even if you have disabled Java in your browser.
This Applet will generate quite rude, but not that
entertaining insults, similar to the ones Republican posters in the alt.politics.bush newsgroup
throw. I have long teased them a bot could easily generate their mindless responses to
posts. You be the judge. I suppose if they are lazy they can just get this bot to come up
with the same sorts of insult they rack their poor brains to come up with now.
The Insult generator is also available with Java source to download. It is designed to be cannibalised, so that you
can use whatever parts of the source code you want in your own code, e.g. an insult
generator with different base vocabulary of insulting nouns, verbs, adjectives, groups
and pat phrases.
Java Requirements and Troubleshooting
is a Java Applet (that can also be run as an application)
to Insult Generator.
You are welcome to install it on your own website.
If it does not work…
If Copy/Paste (Ctrl-C/Ctrl-V) do not work, you can turn them back on by
modifying your java.policy file. This is not for the novice or faint of heart. instructions
Your alternative is to download this program and run it without a browser.
In the Java Control Panel security tab,
click Start ⇒ Control Panel ⇒
Programs ⇒ Java ⇒ Security, configure medium security
to allow self-signed and vanilla unsigned applets to run.
If medium is not available, or if Java security is blocking you from running the program,
configure high security
and add http://mindprod.com
to the Exception Site List at the bottom of the security tab.
Often problems can be fixed simply by clicking the reload button on your browser.
Make sure the Java in your browser is enabled in the security tab of the Java Control panel.
Click Start ⇒ Control Panel ⇒
Programs ⇒ Java ⇒ Security ⇒
Enable Java Content in the browser.
This Java Applet (that can also be run as an application)
needs 32-bit or 64-bit Java 1.7 or later.
For best results use the latest 1.8.0_20 Java.
It works under any operating system that supports Java
e.g. W2K XP W2003 Vista W2008 W7-32 W7-64 W8-32 W8-64 W2012 Linux LinuxARM LinuxX86 LinuxX64 Ubuntu Solaris SolarisSPARC SolarisSPARC64 SolarisX86 SolarisX64 OSX
You should see the Applet hybrid above looking much like this
If you don’t, the following hints should help you get it working:
Especially if this Applet hybrid has worked before, try clearing the browser cache and rebooting.
To ensure your Java is up to date, check with Wassup.
First, download it and run it as an application independent of your browser,
then run it online as an Applet to add the complication of your browser.
If the above Applet hybrid does not work,
check the Java console for error messages.
If the above Applet hybrid does not work, you might have better luck with the downloadable version available below.
If you are using Mac OS X and would like an improved Look and Feel,
download the QuaQua look & feel
UnZip the contained quaqua.jar
and install it in ~/Library/Java/Extensions
or one of the other ext dirs.
Try upgrading to a more recent version of your browser,
or try a different browser e.g. Chrome, Firefox, SeaMonkey, Opera, Safari or Avant.
If you still can’t get the program working
click the red HELP button below for more detail.
If you can’t get the above Applet hybrid working
after trying the advice above and from the red HELP button below,
have bugs to report or ideas to improve the program or its documentation,
please send me an email at.
Insult Generator is free. Full source included.
You may even include the source code, modified or unmodified
in free/commercial open source/proprietary programs that you write and distribute. Non-military use only.