I received an anonymous essay in the mail entitled How to Talk Dirty In Esperanto. In addition to explaining the vocabulary of insults and sex, it is one of the best explanations of the grammar and suffixes I have found. I have transcribed it here and augmented its vocabulary with other sources. Not all the words in this mini dictionary are rude, but they may still be useful in sexual situations. There is much debate over the best terms. I have included all I could find, even ones grammarians would reject.
Mi ricevis anoniman eseon per posxto titolita Kiel Paroli Maldece en Esperanto. Krom esti klarigo de la vort-provizo pri insultoj kaj sekso, gxi estas unu de la plejbonaj klarigoj de la gramatiko kaj sufiksoj, kiun mi trovis. Mi transkribis ties vortareton kaj pliigis gxin per alia fontoj. Ne cxi tiuj vortoj estas malpuraj, sed ili estus utilaj en okazoj seksaj. Estas debatego pri la pli bonaj vortoj. Mi enmetis cxiujn kiujn mi povis trovi, ecx tiujn, kiujn gramatikistoj rifuzus.
Some years ago (in 1972, to be exact) an article with this title appeared in the National Lampoon and caused quite a stir on campuses across the country. It was however, quite unreliable from the linguistic point of view, since the authors had no qualms about inventing items they couldn’t find in their (obviously very chintzy) dictionary. Even if you don’t wish to talk dirty in Esperanto or if you can only talk clean in it and possess the same chintzy old dictionary (which fails to list everyday items like 'cock', 'cunt', 'fuck' etc.), you may find the following has some entertainment value if not immediate practical use! (You may not, for example, know many native-speakers of the language. although they do exist! However, you might consider composing a graffito in it the next time you visit your library shithouse — you’ll be amazed at the number of racist and xenophobic comments that will evoke and who knows, you might even get a reply in Esperanto depending on the intellectual level of your present educational establishment! Or you could always impress your untravelled friends with your obviously profound grasp of another language after all, how many dirty words did you manage to pick up after years of highschool French of Spanish? The present article is we assure you, quite linguistically reliable!
Esperanto Consonants and Dipthongs | |
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aj | as in 'Spanish fly' |
aux or aý | as in 'fat cow' |
c | always sound like ts in 'tits'; 'cico' (nipple) then sounds like 'tseetsoh' |
cx or æ | always sounds like ch in 'chomp on this, Myrtle'; [don’t mix up 'kaco' (cock), with 'kacxo' (porridge), or 'kako' (poop, do-do). |
ej | as in 'foreplay' |
eux or eý | (quite rare): just 'eh' + 'oo' |
g | always hard, as in 'gonorrhea' or 'gobble'. |
gx or ø | always soft, as in 'Jack jerked off'; |
hx or ¶ | as in the German 'Achtung!' 'ach, vot a vopper you heff!'. |
j | always sounds like an English y, as in 'yoni' |
jx or ¼ | always soft, as in 'massage parlor', or 'pleasure pit' |
oj | as in 'joint'. |
oux or oý | (even rarer): English 'po' would be spelled as 'poux' in Esperanto. |
r | always rolled or flapped, as in French 'merde' or Spanish 'mierda' |
sx or þ | always as in 'shit' or 'shovel' |
uj | as in 'oh tsk it’s all gooey!' |
You can learn punctuation on the Internet via sound files.
Part of Speech | Ending | Notes |
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nouns | (root) + o(n) | All singular nouns end in +o (if they are subjects) or +on (if they are direct objects. |
(root) + oj(n) | All plural nouns end in +oj (if they are subjects) or +ojn (if they are direct objects. | |
verbs | (root) + i | infinitive, e.g. mangxi = to eat, sucxi = to suck. The verb endings never change to agree with singular or plural etc. as in French or spanish. |
(root) + as | present | |
(root) + is | past | |
(root) + os | future | |
(root) + us | conditional | |
(root) + u | imperative | |
adverbs | (root) + e | bone = good, well, rapide = quickly. |
Examples | |
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Esperanto | English |
Sxekspiro sucxas bone. | Shakespear sucks well. |
Kaco estas bona ilo. | A cock is a good instrument. |
Mia fratino mangxis mian viandon. | My sister ate my meat. |
Lia onklino ne mangxas varman viandon. | His aunt doesn’t eat hot meat. |
Grandaj mamoj estus belaj. | Big tits would be beautiful. |
Sandra lekas fratajn kojonojn. | Sandra licks brother’s (fraternal) balls. |
Sandra lekos haran pugtruon. | Sandra will lick a hairy ass-hole. Fektruon is shithole, preferred by Non-Engish speakers. |
Fiku vian patrinon rapide. | Fuck your mother quickly. |
Affix | Meaning |
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(root) + acx | decrepit, contemptible: putinacxo = decrepit old whore, kacacxo = tired old prick. |
(root) + ad | frequent, continous action: fikadi = to go on fucking, lekado = the process of licking. |
(root) + ant | Present participle active: fikanto = male person fucking now. |
(root) + ar | collection, a group of: picxaro = a group of cunts, prepuciaro = a collection of foreskins. |
(root) + at | Present participle passive: fikato = male person being fucked now. |
(root) + eg + a/o | Makes a thing bigger and how!: kacego = big cock, cicegoj = big tits, varmega = very hot, sucxegi = to suck like mad, bonege = very well, excellently |
ek + (root) | sudden or beginning action: ekpisi = to begin to piss, ekfurzego = sudden big fart. |
(root) + ej | place for/of: fikejo = a place for fucking, picxejo = place for cunts, where cunts are. |
(root) + er | portion of: fekerego = a great turd, cxurero = drop of cum. |
(root) + et | Makes a thing smaller, sorry: kaceto = little cock, ileto = small instrument, mangxeti = to nibble, eat a little bit, hareta = slightly hairy, piseti = to piss a little. |
fi + (root) | morally bad: fiparoli = to talk dirty, fibugroto = depraved male about to be buggered. |
(root) + il + o | is an instrument for doing something with: fikilo = fucker, a thing to fuck with, mangxilo = an implement to eat with, e.g. knife, fork, spoon, chopstick, finger, lekilo = licker, a thing to lick with, hareta = slightly hairy. |
(root) + in + o | is the feminine suffix: patrino = mother, patro = father, onklino = aunt. You know what sister is, so how would you say brother? |
(root) + int | Past participle active: fikinto = male person who has fucked. |
(root) + ist + o | habitual or professional: midzistino = professional cock suckeress, as opposed to midzantino who is doing it right now. cxuristo, habitual wanker. |
(root) + it | Past participle passive: fikito = male person who has been fucked. |
(root) + mal + a/o | the opposite of, with no connotation of bad or wrong: bela = beautiful, malbela = ugly, rapide = quickly. mangxi = to eat, malmangxi = to shit, |
(root) + ont | Future participle active: lekonto = male person about to lick. |
(root) + ot | Future participle passive: lekoto = male person about to be licked. |
(root) + uj | container of: kacujo = jock strap, cock pouch, cxurujeto = little scumbag. |
(root) + unt | conditional participle active: fekunto = male person who would shit [if only…]. |
aj | ouch |
akselo | armpit |
ambauxseksema | bisexual |
amori | to make love, have sex |
anuso | anus |
anusulo | asshole (person) |
atleta | athletic |
bugri | to bugger, fuck in the ass |
cico | nipple |
cxuri | (cxuri sin) to jerk off |
cxiesulino | prostitute, whore |
cxuro | come, cum, jism |
damne | damned |
dauxra | lasting |
dika | thick |
ekshibiciulo | exhibitionist |
fek | Shit! (interjection) |
fekado | the act of shitting |
fekajxo | droppings, shitty thing |
fekero | turd, piece of shit |
feki | to shit |
feko | shit, faeces |
fektruo | shithole, asshole |
fendo | crack, slit |
fikadi | to go on fucking. |
fikantino | female fucking now |
fikanto | male fucking now |
fikatino | female being fucked now |
fikato | male being fucked now |
fiki | to fuck |
fikintino | female who has fucked |
fikinto | male who has fucked |
fikitino | female who has been fucked |
fikito | male who has been fucked |
fikontino | female who is about to fuck |
fikonto | male who is about to fuck |
fikotino | female who is about to be fucked |
fikoto | male who is about to be fucked |
fikuntino | female who would fuck |
fikunto | male who would fuck |
fikutino | female who would be fucked |
fikuto | male who would be fucked |
fingrumi | to masturbate |
forfikigxi | to fuck off |
forta | vigorous |
frandzi | to perform cunnilingus on |
frapeti | flick |
frapi | hit |
froti | to rub |
furzi | to fart |
furzo | fart |
gadmeso | dildo |
geja | gay. Not derogatory. |
glano | head of cock, knob |
hara | hairy |
harega | very hairy |
hareta | slightly hairy |
huj | ouch |
kacego | big cock |
kaceto | little cock |
kaco-sucxi | to suck cock |
kaco | cock |
kacujo | jock strap |
kaki | to poop, make do-do |
kisi | to kiss |
klabo | club, whopper, dong, whang |
kojonoj | balls |
kondomo | condom |
korpulenta | fat |
kreteno | an idiot, a moron |
kurba | literally bent. It is derogatory British slang for gay |
leki | to lick |
liki | to dribble, leak |
longa | long |
magra | lean |
malcxastulino | a slut |
maldika | thin |
mallonga | short |
malmola | hard |
malpli | less |
malrapide | slowly |
malseka | wet |
malstreta | loose |
malvarma | cold |
mam-pinto | nipple |
mamo | breast, boob, knocker, headlight |
masagxi | to massage |
masturbi | to jerk off |
merdo | shit |
midzi | to suck cock |
mola | soft |
mordegi | bite hard |
mordeti | nibble |
mordi | bite |
naz-muko | snot |
onani | to jerk off (oneself) |
onanigi | to jerk off (someone else) |
ovoj | eggs, balls |
patrinfikulo | motherfucker |
peniso | penis |
picxo | cunt |
picxo-leki | to lick cunt |
pisi | to piss |
pizango | whopper, big banana, plantain |
pli | more |
postajxo | behind, bottom |
prepucio | foreskin |
publikulino | prostitute, whore |
pubo | pubic hair |
pugo | bum |
putinfilacxo | son of a bitch |
putino | whore, tart |
rapide | rapidly |
razita | clean-shaven |
rektumo | rectum |
rigida | rigid |
ronda | round |
samseksema | homosexual |
seka | dry |
seksumi | to fuck (intransitive), to copulate |
sid-vangoj | ass-cheeks |
skroto | scrotum |
sodomii | to have anal sex (intransitive) |
sodomiigi | to sodomize, fuck in the arse (transitive) |
spili | to bore, screw |
streta | tight |
sucxi | to suck |
sxmaci | to kiss noisily, smack lips |
sxpruci | to spurt, shoot |
umbiliko | belly button |
vagineto | small vagina |
vagino | vagina |
varma | hot |
viando | meat |
vipi | to whip |
volupta | lewd, horny |
voluptama | lewd, horny |
recommend book⇒Esperanto Dictionary | ||||
by | John C. Wells | 978-0-8442-3764-0 | paperback | |
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birth | 1939-03-11 age:79 | |||
publisher | Contemporary | |||
published | 1992-08 | |||
John C. Wells’ classic compact book It contains a concise explanation of Esperanto grammar. Professor Wells has a home page. | ||||
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Farewell, fair reader! We hope you have been entertained, if not edified and can now talk dirty in Esperanto. N.B. It is also possible to talk clean in this language and we hope you will try that too! Now, go and wash you mouth out, you evil pervert. ~ brikan
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