dildo : Gay & Black Glossary

by Roedy Green ©1997-2008 Canadian Mind Products
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dildo

an artificial penis to use in screwing or masturbation. A dildo usually does not have a vibrator.

penis girth: for help in determining a suitable size

They come with several types of end:

plain
handle
suction cup: to attach to a smooth surface, usually also with testicles.
circular rim: for use in a strap-on harness. The dildo fits through a metal ring in the harness.
Vac-U-Lock: Doc Johnson’s proprietary system. The dildo is hollow and fits over a plug held into a harness. This is reputed to hold the dildo more securely.

To avoid embarrassment, you might want to buy these at a webstore. Keep in mind, if you buy outside the country, you may still have an embarrassing encounter with customs. Don’t buy until you check both the length and circumference to make sure it is suitable. For obvious reasons, you can’t return dildos.

Here are some of more interesting dildo webstores I found. I have not done business with any of them, so I cannot vouch for their integrity.

Dildo Webstores	Notes
A-Womans-Touch.com	Some elegant lucite dildos, also some very, ah, unusual dildos such as the Organia.
GirlToys.com	Has some general notes about using dildos.
GoodVibes.com	tastefully done.
SexToy.com	realistic dildos modeled from porn stars. Check the circumferences! Your eyes may be bigger than your ah,… flexibility. giant dildos 23 cm (9 in) to 36.83 cm (14½ in) small dildos less than 15 cm (6 in). jelly dildos realistic texture dildos suction cup dildos strap on dildos Vac-U-lock strap-on dildos up down motion dildos squirting dildos roll your own from life dildos Pyrex dildos silicone dildos inflatable dildos glow in the dark dildos electric dildos waterproof dildos dual probe dildos cheap dildos
Stockroom.com	Somewhat better organised that most sites.

One of the things that amuses me most about the capitalist system is knowing that somewhere in California is a guy, who works for Doc Johnson, who is paid to test dildos. That is what you might call a feeble example of a designer joke, a joke with a corporate sponsor. There is another example, with count them, two, corporate sponsors, in the Raincoast Proverbs. I predict, today being 2000-12-21, this fad will enentually hit Madison Avenue.

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