An enormous proportion of the Internet traffic is sexually explicitly movie clips and
pictures. Porn is one of the major source of income that makes the Internet possible.
To attract customers, websites offer huge amounts of free material. Because there is
so much competition, offering so much free material, your average surfer never has to
buy anything. You can find pretty well anything you could imagine. I once stumbled on
a woman having sex with an octopus.
The law has not quite sorted out what is legal and what is not. I understand it is
illegal to view or possess sexual images of children, even if they were not
purchased, or if they are drawings or computer animations where no child models were
exploited. How is a child defined seems fuzzy too. That strikes me as illogical. The
crime should be harming children, not having one of the outer philias. We don’t
want pedophiles attacking kids. We don’t want them bottling all sexual drive
like medieval priests, only to burst out uncontrollably. We want them masturbating
harmlessly to porn. Why are we instituting measures that will cause the reverse?
When the age of consent is 21, as it was here in Canada
for gays in 1969, it makes no sense to punish someone for
having sex with a 20 year old who lied about their age.
There has to be some leeway for children who look much
older than they are. All that happens is you get 20 year
olds blackmailing for a living. For a law to work, it has to be perceived as fair,
and the majority of people must be willing to comply with it.
I think pretty much anything else besides child pornography goes, though I am not
sure about bestiality (barnyard sex).
You can use Google or Google
Image to search for particular types of porn. Turn off Search
settings ⇒ Safe Search Filtering first.
- People who are old, ill, ugly, unattractive, isolated can still enjoy prime
partners they would never have a chance with in real life.
- It is cheap compared with courting.
- It is always available without hours searching.
- It is educational. It lets you know which sexual activities are considered
normal and which aberrant. It shows you various ways they can be done. It warns you
that if you ask someone to beat you with a wet salmon, your request may not go over
- The department of homeland security monitors the phone and Internet traffic of
private citizens on a massive scale. Presumably they then know your pornography
preferences including your type. They can use this to entice or bully you into
doing something you would not otherwise do, such as remain silent.
- You are likely to escalate your demands for perfection and narrow your type to
one in ten million people. You may start demanding perfection in real life too. You
have very little chance of meeting such people and if you did they won’t be
- You can become intimidated by the well hung, youthful athletic actors and
withdraw from real sex altogether.
- Out of boredom, you might find yourself drifting into one of the disreputable
philias or even one of the illegal ones.
- As you get older, it just stops working. It is harder to imagine the models having any interest in you, and you
tend more and more to focus on what nitwits the actors are.
Since the point of erotica is to offer the consumer sexual experiences without
having to compromise with the demands of the other sex, it is a window into each
sex’s unalloyed desires. Pornography for men is visual, anatomical,
impulsive, floridly promiscuous and devoid of context and character. Erotica for
women is far more likely to be verbal, psychological, reflective, serially
monogamous and rich in context and character. Men fantasise about copulating with
bodies; women fantasise about making love to people.
~ Steven Pinker (born:1954-09-18 age:62)
The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined
How Not to Make a Porn Movie
- Use just one light and never move it.
- Place the camera in one spot keep it still the entire movie.
- Do not edit. Show all the realistic stuff like the actors having trouble
getting hard, or looking extremely bored or frustrated.
- Make sure the actors thrash about, pant and scream orgasmically no matter what
is happening to them at the time. An elbow touch is worth an orgasmic grunt.
- Use a long complicated, implausible non-pornographic prelude to show off the
acting skills of the models.
- Have the models repeat obscene phrases mechanically.
- The bulk of the film should be watching the models frantically masturbate
- Chewing gum gives the illusion the actors really dig each other.
- The more pimples and other skin disease the better. This gives the illusion of the boy next door.
- Seek out models with lots of amateur tattoos. So sexy!
- Not everyone find likes old lady disc earrings. Do they borrow them from their grandmothers?
- Not everyone finds camp accents appealing.
- Most gays do not find plucked eyebrows, lipstick, eye makeup and other
female accoutrements appealing. Gays are attracted to males, not males pretending to be female.
- References to female genitalia, or references to females such as bitch, or pussy
are offputting for most gays.
- Camp affectations are as insulting as Steppin Fetchit affectations are to blacks.
- Direct the models to giggle and primp like 13 year
old girls. Nothing turns gays on more than teenage girls.
- Direct the actors to open their eyes wide in amazement on seeing the other
model’s penis, much the way Buckwheat in the Our Gang series did.
- Intrude a bossy director into the finished movie so you see and hear the
direction from the model’s perspective.
- Gratuitously include fat naked, older, females in ostensibly gay movies. Gays
secretly all lust after their grandmothers.
- Add lots of spitting — so manly and sexy, especially thick slimy
- Never vary the formula, short bit of kissing, sucking, then rimming, then screwing, then
- If you use blond models, dye their eyebrows, beards and crotch hair black.
- You want to get to know the models. The best way to do this is to have them
engage in mindless small talk with the director for the first half of the
- Use models who are not attracted to each other. This way they will look
sufficiently bored with each other giving or getting blowjobs. Ideally they should find the other so unattractive they pull away
if the other touches their face.
How Not to Make a Porn Website
- On an ostensibly gay site, keep popping up pictures of elderly naked
- Intersperse material showing fetish interests, such as feces, blood and
- Pop up ads that cannot be dismissed without rebooting or at least shutting down
- Tantalise with what appear to be links to movies, but which are really
something completely different, such as pictures of fat elderly women.
- Tantalise with what appear to be links to movies, but when you click, you learn
the movie has been withdrawn.
- Don’t promise something, then not deliver, e.g. free content and deliver only for pay.
When you are young, even a Sears catalog underwear model will turn you on. As you get older you get pickier and pickier.
With porn, you can be much pickier than you are with sexual partners. Here are some of my turnoffs as an old codger in descending order:
- Effeminate gestures.
- Baby talk. Affecting a gay accent.
- Obscenity, particularly the words pussy, cunt, bitch and whore.
- Actors shout and moan all out of proportion to the pleasure they are likely experiencing.
- Dyed hair.
- Actors look as though they are are bored or find their partners repulsive.
- Female hair styles. Carefully coiffed hair. Hair covering the eyes.
- Actors talk during sex, particularly when they say trite things like Your cock in so big,
Your hole is so tight.,
Do you like that?
and Fuck me hard.
- Tattoos, particularly amateurish ones or a jumbled selection at random from the catalog.
- Piercings on the lips or tongue. Oddly, I don’t mind them on the ears, eyebrows, nipples, perineum, penis…
- Pimples and skin blemishes.
- Fat or beefy.
- Beards or moustaches.
Things that appeal:
- Well hung.
- Six pack, but not competitive body builder types.
- Under 30.
- Black, Latino, Czech, European.