Why Is Bush Such a Dufus?

Ayatolla Bush Kinky George Bush’s Secret Time Travel Project
Baby Talk On Leaks Truth In Advertising
Bush Budget L’état, c’est moi Verbal Dyslexia
Credibility Damn Lies Walter Mitty
Toward Better Quality Crime Literacy Word Salads: Cocaine or Alcohol?
Delusions of Grandeur Marie Antoinette Bush Quaylish syllogisms
The Great Dissembler No Kidding? Ari Fleischer
What Have You Been Drinking and Snorting? Obscenities About Bush
Foolish Consistency Oh Really? Bush Did Not Say
Freudian Slips Orwellian Sleight of Mouth Bumper Stickers
General Bush Bush the Scientist Why?
Evidence Bush Enjoys Kinky S&M and Gay Sex Slips of the Tongue Books
George’s Heart of Gold Bush the Statesman Visual Bushisms
Heil Bush Are You Sure It Was W. Who Said That? Links
Bush is Not Hitler Terms of Endearment
Hurricanes Those Terrible Terrists


Bush Monkey

George W. Bush has great trouble mastering even a simple sentence. He is, day by day, becoming more and more incoherent, delusional and, well, unpresidential. That is diplomatic speak for Looney Tunes. Why?

  1. That’s normal for someone with malignant narcism. Col. Richard J. Tubb, the White House physician, is treating Bush with anti-depressants to control his erratic behavior, depression, paranoia and obscene outbursts.
  2. that’s normal for cocaine users.
  3. that’s normal for people with early onset Alzheimer’s disease. This what killed President Reagan.
  4. that’s normal for someone with pre-senile dementia
  5. that’s normal for someone with Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
  6. That’s normal for someone who is insane.
  7. That’s normal for someone with religious dementia who believes God commands him to kill people.
  8. that’s normal for untreated alcoholics. Bush has a lifetime of drinking problems.
  9. that’s normal for Satanists (Skull & Bones, Bohemian Grove).
  10. That’s normal for someone with AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome) dementia. Bush has lived a promiscuous bisexual life.
  11. that’s normal for a president under stress from attacks from 100 directions.
  12. that’s normal for Republicans.
  13. that’s normal for dyslexic morons who suffered brain damage from hypoxia during birth.
  14. that’s normal for spoiled rich brats.
  15. that’s normal for triple Kristians (Episcopalian, Methodist, Baptist).
  16. That’s normal for people with Messianic complexes (think they are God, Jesus, Napoleon, the antichrist etc.)
  17. that’s normal for someone with Wernicke-Korsakoff disease.
  18. that’s normal for dry drunks.
  19. that’s normal for tyrants.
    Power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely.
  20. that’s normal for people abuse steroids to stay buff without exercise.
  21. that’s normal for leaders who have been exposed to sophisticated psychoterror agents.
  22. that’s normal for sociopaths.
  23. that’s normal for someone with Antisocial Personality Disorder.
  24. that’s normal for someone with Aspartame poisoning.
  25. that’s normal for someone with toxoplasmosis a disease of cats, but an HIV-weakened immune system lets it jump to humans and infects the brain. One of the symptoms is known technically as going gaga.
  26. That is normal for someone with untreated tertiary syphilis.
There is evidence for all twenty-sex of these explanations.

We joke about Bush, but his gross incompetence is extremely dangerous. He has the power to kill us all by triggering nuclear war. Everyone laughs at him, yet almost everyone is afraid to tell him that his performance and behaviour is just not acceptable and demand that he resign for the good of the country and enroll in an appropriate Twelve Step Program modelled on AA (Alcoholics Anonymous). The cabinet and the country must stop acting as enablers to George W. Bush’s addictive behaviour whether it be substance abuse or addiction to power. He is way over his depth. He is like Mickey Mouse in The Sorcerer’s Apprentice.

Ironically, if someone showed up to work and started spouting incoherent word salads like Bush does, he would be fired on the spot for intoxication. Even garbage men in America must submit to surprise drug urine tests. For safety, the president and his cabinet should get blood and urine tests daily, done by several different labs, especially considering George W. Bush’s bizarre behaviour and Don Rumsfeld’s sudden personality change.

Rumsfeld’s transformation is really is striking. Rumsfeld used to be a stuffed shirt squared. Read his collected quotations.

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